slapdick

game played for fun by homosexual or heterosexual males. Game usually begins by slapping the other players dick when they least expect it. Famous moves include grab and roll or pinch and twist.

My balls were bruised during slapdick.

by Toke1 April 27, 2006

slapdick

Noun - A gay comedy. The word is a play on "slapstick" comedy.

"Tom Cruise auditoned for Will & Grace but his talents were surprisingly not suited to slapdick comedy."

by CCH April 17, 2006

Slapdick

This word describes a male penis that is limp or has failed to become errect. The term is derived from the South African word, slap chips, which is basically fries.
Pronunciation: sl-u-p dick

Ew it was so embaressing, we couldn't have sex cause I had a slapdick.

by Avanzylbitch January 7, 2019

Slapdick-Fuzzyplums

Combining the worst attributes of a slapdick and a fuzzy-plums into one gigantic fuck up.

Guy 1: "Man that slapdick Josh really threw us under the bus when he went bragging to the wives about our recent trip to Vegas."

Guy 2: "Yeah, old fuzzy-plums really hosed us this time."

Guy 3: "Slapdick-Fuzzyplums fucked up BIG!!!"

by WhiteFish February 8, 2014

Slapdick

Slapdick (n. slæp•dik): one who is given a job to do but you come back an hour later and they've only managed to slap themselves in the dick.

"Which one of you slapdicks cut these chuck roasts?"

by Jett Steel August 1, 2024

Slapdick

To have the top side of your penis(when erect) patted or repeatedly slapped making you throb or cum
( it might cause you to moan or groan)

I gave him a slapdick after and his cock started jumping around shooting out cum It was so fucking funny I sucked the rest of the cum out of his tip

by anonymous December 9, 2019

Slapdick

A dork; someone who sucks at their job and golf but does not realize it, dresses bad, is likely ugly and/or short and has no true sense of self. treats the bag boy at a country club like shit because he was always picked on and treated like shit as a kid in school

That Pete is some slapdick. He was shanking balls left and right on the range and cursing and accused the kid in the cart barn of stealing his head cover. What a "slapper."

by nickytheshoe October 2, 2025