slapdick

game played for fun by homosexual or heterosexual males. Game usually begins by slapping the other players dick when they least expect it. Famous moves include grab and roll or pinch and twist.

My balls were bruised during slapdick.

by Toke1 April 27, 2006

slapdick

Noun - A gay comedy. The word is a play on "slapstick" comedy.

"Tom Cruise auditoned for Will & Grace but his talents were surprisingly not suited to slapdick comedy."

by CCH April 17, 2006

Slapdick

This word describes a male penis that is limp or has failed to become errect. The term is derived from the South African word, slap chips, which is basically fries.
Pronunciation: sl-u-p dick

Ew it was so embaressing, we couldn't have sex cause I had a slapdick.

by Avanzylbitch January 7, 2019

Slapdick-Fuzzyplums

Combining the worst attributes of a slapdick and a fuzzy-plums into one gigantic fuck up.

Guy 1: "Man that slapdick Josh really threw us under the bus when he went bragging to the wives about our recent trip to Vegas."

Guy 2: "Yeah, old fuzzy-plums really hosed us this time."

Guy 3: "Slapdick-Fuzzyplums fucked up BIG!!!"

by WhiteFish February 8, 2014

Slapdick

Slapdick, noun, often used when a person (most likely male or close to it) slaps themselves in the penis or balls
Also a game

Jim is such a slapdick

by Theslapdickguy June 15, 2018

Slapdick

A person who is an asshole who is usually a female hoe

God Kota is suck a slapdick, she baby cry to

by Max56177 September 30, 2019

Slapdick

Shawncon in any temperature over 90°F

"Get off me you fucking slapdick"

by Saucey Steve October 11, 2019