slapdick

game played for fun by homosexual or heterosexual males. Game usually begins by slapping the other players dick when they least expect it. Famous moves include grab and roll or pinch and twist.
My balls were bruised during slapdick.
by Toke1 April 11, 2006
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slapdick

Noun - A gay comedy. The word is a play on "slapstick" comedy.
"Tom Cruise auditoned for Will & Grace but his talents were surprisingly not suited to slapdick comedy."
by CCH March 17, 2006
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Slapdick

This word describes a male penis that is limp or has failed to become errect. The term is derived from the South African word, slap chips, which is basically fries.
Pronunciation: sl-u-p dick
Ew it was so embaressing, we couldn't have sex cause I had a slapdick.
by Avanzylbitch January 07, 2019
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Slapdick-Fuzzyplums

Combining the worst attributes of a slapdick and a fuzzy-plums into one gigantic fuck up.
Guy 1: "Man that slapdick Josh really threw us under the bus when he went bragging to the wives about our recent trip to Vegas."

Guy 2: "Yeah, old fuzzy-plums really hosed us this time."

Guy 3: "Slapdick-Fuzzyplums fucked up BIG!!!"
by WhiteFish February 09, 2014
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Slapdick

A person who is an asshole who is usually a female hoe
God Kota is suck a slapdick, she baby cry to
by Max56177 October 01, 2019
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Slapdick

someone who absolutely knows better but still do stupid shit
jarred always talking about drugs over the phone, he a whole slapdick for real !
by Dracorunthis November 23, 2021
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Slapdick

Shawncon in any temperature over 90°F
by Saucey Steve October 11, 2019
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