Personal Water Skis

When your feet are so damn big you have your own personal water skis.

Bob: Damn Mike, you have big feet!
Mike: Yeah, size 14, my own personal water skis

by joeytheleo July 29, 2014

twin tip skis

a modern kind of skis that have a rocker or reverse-camber under foot that allow the ski to be flexible. they have kicked up tails, just like the nose. this allows people to land forward and or switch,(backwards) in the terain parks and off natural jumps.

I prefer skiing twin tip skis so i can do the jumps and rails in the parks

by ski punks March 19, 2010

Cheetahs and Jet Skis

1. When you are frustrated, when you feel like the world is over, when something good happens...it brings a warm fuzzy feeling. Therefore, the only thing left in this world left to say is, Cheetahs and Jet skis.

2. The literal definition would be a wild carnivorous cat and mini boats.

1. So, I was fired from my job today but whatever, cheetahs and jet skis.

2. Savana: I found new headphones.
James: Cheetahs and jet skis boo boo.

3. Gay: Oh my goodness, oh my goodness, oh my goodness guys, can you believe it? At the beach house there are Cheetahs and jet skis. Oh my GOSH, I love cheetahs and jet skis.

Everyone else: hahaha cheetahs and jet skis.

by Chico Blacklung January 7, 2011

Makeshift Skis

A lie that you hope will get you through something

I had to make some makeshift skis to get through that meaning

by MlgCatology July 25, 2015

Waxed (his, her, their, your ...) Skis

Will dominate and or has dominated one's competitors.

Relates to any sport or activity where one person is far better than the current rival(s), and proves it.

The Tennis Player 'waxed his (opponent) skis' 6-0. 6-0.
The winner of the race was so far ahead. He 'waxed their skis'.
I got beat so badly. He 'waxed my skis'.

She's going to dominate this match. She's going to 'wax her (opponents) skis'.

The Angels beat the Astros 16 to 2. They 'waxed the Astros skis'. or They 'waxed their skis'. :)

There's no competition for this guy. He's gonna 'wax their skis'.

Waxed (his, her, their, your ...) Skis

by timtimmytimothy May 25, 2022

Put his skis on

1. To bang, or to have sex with.

2. To insert one's foot into the footholders of skis

Hey man, I heard that Brian put his skis on with Sarah last weekend!

by ConantDickerson February 25, 2009

paintball on jet-skis

when close friends do something awesome together while another close friend is not present

Friend: Dude, Bill and I just went base jumping with super models.
Other Friend: You didn't even invite me! Paintball on jet-skis.

by Garbagio333 July 17, 2010