"Skids Witter" collection

all of the furniture upholstery and linens in one's home having skid marks left by one's dog, cat, or other pet. Based upon my personal experiences with my dog, "Bruce" Witter.

"Hey, before you sit on my sofa, would you like to check out the "Skids Witter" collection?"

by BWitter February 15, 2005

Skids worry

This guy is a fucking idiot he stole all my sabe the word stuff and booted my wifi of

Do not join the xbox gamertag skids worry

by Unknownkiller372 November 30, 2021

skids of their ass

Down on one’s luck; one who has hit rock bottom

She felt hopeless as though she was on the skids of their ass. But with the help of a friend, she made a comeback.

by Georgie girl April 3, 2022

Skids di3

A loser who lies about his age and abuses his girlfriends.
Apart of the harmless group acg

Evan struass 540 is his area code

"Your hear about skids di3"
"Yeah he dated a 14 yr old"

by Unloxk access November 21, 2023

Skids of Saturn

When you skid your pants but want to make the most of them, so you rotate them regularly until there's a brown mark all the way around the inside

The washing machine packed up, so I've got skids of saturn

by antirix December 8, 2024

give 'em the skids

-phrase
1. with motivational intentions.
2. residual fecal matter remaining attached to a toilet bowl post flushing.

sometimes you just got to get out there, do your best, and give 'em the skids!

by m.gutz May 12, 2011

greasing the skids

To consume some type of food or medication in order to unclog a constipated keester such as coffee, prune juice or a greasey steak sandwich.

That correctol I slipped into grandpa's prune juice was just what the docta ordered for greasing the skids! Now he has skid marks that could make all the residents of Shartlesville envioius.

by Tenacious Faulker March 28, 2009