Second Saturday

When there is a holiday which people do not have to work on, Sunday is actually the second saturday to party!

"What are you doing tonight?"
"Not much, it's a Sunday night."
"No, dude, it's second Saturday, Monday is Labor Day!"
"LET'S PARTY!!!!!!"

by Rob the Cable Guy December 9, 2008

Saturdaddy

a divorced or separated father whose work schedule allows him to take custody of his kids only on Saturdays

He takes his kids to Playland, suffering the over-crowded, sticky-candy, ride-barfing fun - like the good Saturdaddy he is.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ April 13, 2014

Saturday Night Bieber

A euphemism for solicitation of services from a male prostitute; specifically from a male prostitute who resembles a young masculine female or lesbian.

He was cruising around, all horny and worked up, looking for a Saturday Night Bieber.

by flataffect March 11, 2011

no standards saturday

the night of the week where everyone drops their usual standards of the opposite sex for the sake of making the night a good time

he showed that he was practicing 'no standards saturday' when he took home the ugliest girl at the party

by thepoonhandler February 4, 2010

Saturday School

The worst reason to wake up before noon on a weekend.

Tom had a terrible hangover when he woke up to go to Saturday school.

by Damian the Greek April 23, 2008

Black and Blue Saturday

the day after Black Friday, when the unwashed masses recover from brutal shopping frenzies - and the corporate plutocrats tally up profits, while watching in-store videos reaffirming that the peasants do indeed deserve ruthless subjugation.
(see youtube: black friday fights)

For the retail giants, there's never anything black or blue about Black and Blue Saturday.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ November 21, 2012

like Jordans on Saturday

Describes a hot, desirable, much anticipated item; an item that one would go to great lengths to obtain. Original usage referred to Michael Jordan's signature basketball shoes, which are released on Saturdays. Long lines of people hoping to be the first on the block to sport the new Jays can form outside shoe stores early on Saturday mornings.

You're like Jordans on Saturday, I gotta have you and I cannot wait.

by TronaNon January 21, 2008