<SJ>But our OS has more features and is much more reliable than yours.
<GATES>But you don't understand Steve, that just doesen't matter...we have them under our control, mwahahahaha!
<GATES>But you don't understand Steve, that just doesen't matter...we have them under our control, mwahahahaha!
by Fozz! February 15, 2004

internet slang for "Straight Jacket Status" - usually said on gchat between two friends when they are so bored at work/school that they are "losing their minds"
by jayvb4 March 15, 2013

"Shiny Jet Syndrome", coined by an anonymous, but obsevant pilot.
An affliction wherein a (usually) young pilot is willing to go into massive debt to get training to get a flying job at starvation wages (often requiring living at parents home). Most sufferers get help at regional/commuter airlines, whose greedy bosses buy large numbers of small, cramped jets to accomodate them.
The military and major airlines don't usually have many SJS sfflictees as the entrance requirements are more stringent or applicants too jaded.
An affliction wherein a (usually) young pilot is willing to go into massive debt to get training to get a flying job at starvation wages (often requiring living at parents home). Most sufferers get help at regional/commuter airlines, whose greedy bosses buy large numbers of small, cramped jets to accomodate them.
The military and major airlines don't usually have many SJS sfflictees as the entrance requirements are more stringent or applicants too jaded.
Gomer MUST have SJS! They're only going to pay him $17000 the first year and he didn't even tell the to f**k off!
by bruddah greg January 2, 2009

its a an abbreviation for "San Jose". it is usually used as gang names that are in the san jose area.
by clyde February 25, 2004
