Shwanson

A mans penis

"He has a big shwanson."
"The stippers had their shwansons out and everything!"

by NeciBoo September 13, 2009

shwanty

An adjective meaning, to describe someone or something that is relaxing and enjoyable.

My professor was much more shwanty this Friday than he ever was before.

by New Drelson September 26, 2017

shpnap

the best person to exist ever. they are so sweet and i love them

- a shpnap mutual

person a: have you seen shpnaps newest video?

person b: yeah. they are my favorite tiktoker

by .dream...smp1 August 22, 2021

Shwanzini

Noun -

The act of wishing a person's dad to rape the person in question. Not only to do so violently and forcefully, but to also pass away during this coital act, more specifically of cancer. Ball Cancer.

Max - Yo! I got with Mala at the Tripwire gig!

Ed - Yo! Shwanzini! You cockend.

Max - Wow, necessary?!

by Joe Ian Gilbert Cunningham September 8, 2021

Shwank that Justin boy

When your roommate spends 30+ minutes in the shower masturbating.

I've been waiting on my roommate to go to lunch, but he's shwank that Justin boy for over half an hour.

by the Sleuth June 10, 2009

shwin

1. A statement of excellence, recognizing the superior value of something

2. Alternate word for cool

"That was shwin" -- dictates that something is so cool that cool does not even begin to describe it

by ExTech January 11, 2009

shwing

Instant boner

*Hot chick walks by*
"SHWING!"

by Hizzo April 11, 2003