Shomari

A guy who’s black and has big balls

Man that guy’s Shomari is showing

by earnest u mama September 29, 2019

Pulled a Shlomo

To face plant on the ice while ice-skating

Did you see Jerry he just pulled a Shlomo out there

by Mangathings March 20, 2023

Shmomosexual

The New York Observer describes a “shmomosexual” as a “Joe Shmo” kind of guy — only gay — who’s a little too smart, dresses sloppy and is utterly untelegenic.

Joe Shmo: someone so asinine, ridiculous and absurd their mere presence bothers anyone in the room. (The Urban Dictionary)

Telegenic: Having a physical appearance and exhibiting personal qualities that are deemed highly appealing to television viewers.

Jenna: I ran into my ex-boyfriend yesterday.
Markus: So... how did it go?
Jenna: Awful! Since we broke, due to his affair with Ronald, he has become 100% shmomosexual... I can´t forgive me for being with such an ass.

by rperazag May 5, 2010

Scromiting

The act of screaming up vomit.

"I walked in on my parents doing it last week, and immediately started scromiting up the dinner my mother had prepared, with the very same hands she was preparing my father with."

by scromiting April 30, 2009

scrompf

To squeeze or grasp an object with immense passion

"I'd love to scrompf that chicks tits!"

by Big shitehawk October 11, 2006

Shromes

Slang for Magic Mushrooms. Magic mushrooms, or Shrooms are one of the only naturally occuring hallucinogens out there. They have similar effects to LSD, but are still VERY different. Mushrooms are far more intense than LSD IMO anyways. They contain psilocybin and psilocin, thats what gets you high. Dont do more than an 8th for your first time. Good luck Shrooming.

First time I ate shromes, I was watching south park and they were morphing into zombies. I reccomend watching the Detour on Teletoon, those shows are made for shrooms I swear.

by CrippLed PwnS March 28, 2007

shromy

The act of being particularly quiet or absent. One who might usually want to hang out with friends may be recently and increasingly absent from usuall activities with friends like parties, hangouts, sleepovers ect.

"Dude you've been so damn shromy latelly"

"Bro stop being so shromy"

by Theloze January 1, 2014