cock shnogler

N. One who sucks cock in a very emphatic manner. The typical cock shnogler craves large cocks, also known as cock-a-monsters.

Do you know Laurie the cock shnogler? She sucks a mean dick!

by todd "the bod" piercon August 26, 2006

Shmowzow

awsome as fuck, great, awe inspiring, or just plain cool also used as a statement like SHMOWZOW! meaning awsome!

SHMOWZOW! that didnt just happen

by shmowzowster April 2, 2010

shnobleglorf

a person who, at random times, expresses extreme idiocy

my math teacher messed up on the problem, he is such a shnobleglorf

by catmandueman January 12, 2010

shmower

To masturbate during a shower.

He was shmowering and left a jizzy mess for the next person.

by Lee Z April 27, 2003

Shnockweezied

Drunker than drunk. Absolutely hammered 🔨 Stumbling Falling Puking at the same time.

Hey guy's did you see Rolly last night after he left that gay bar Club Rain ☔? It was dollar you call it and that MOTHERFUCKER was straight Shnockweezied!!

by BigPapi024 May 1, 2017

Shiowned

To be PWN3D, OWN3D, Dissed or totally dominated by Shion Sonozaki, the well known Yandere of Higurashi no naku koro ni. The origination of this term is from the Higurashi Parody Fandub series, created by the user Nyodude.

Keiichi: Well, I can definitely see that you want to protect Satako, But I'm still calling your sanity into question.

Shion: Why's that?

Keiichi: Oh, no reason, It's just that last I checked, Chairs were meant to be seated on the floor.

Shion: Floors? I HATE FLOORS!!!

*Hits Keiichi over the head with a chair*

-----SHIOWNED-----

by SpasticCucumbers June 20, 2009

Shlower

(v.) When you are out of toilet paper so you have to take a quick shower after you shit.

John used all of our tp yesterday so I had to shlower after my morning shit.

by Babyface Killah May 4, 2009