selfzing

The act of owning oneself.

<septor> i'm going to go get a pizza
<septor> bye 37
<twentynine> have fun with that, thunderthighs
<anthill> oo dis
<septor> you're jealous that my man boobs are bigger than any woman boobs you'll ever see
<twentynine> and you're just jealous that i get more cock than you
<septor> selfzing!

by septor January 23, 2005

selling cats

Prostitution.

Did you see that birdman over there? He was selling cats!!

by sameopet January 21, 2013

Selling wolf tickets

Talkin s***. Writing checks your ass can't cash?!

Are you going to show me a fade or are you just selling wolf tickets?

by Big Daddy ad June 14, 2020

selling hotdogs

When one ventures in public with their zipper down. Though geared towards males, the term can be applied to either gender.

Hey dude, you have a license to sell hotdogs? No? Then zip your fly up, bro.

by Amanda and Trey June 27, 2005

selling me

To make some lose a game or to lose something they wanted

Pass me the ball your selling me

by TyFoster 47 April 22, 2018

Shelfing

Shelfing is an activity where people try to fit themselves inside a closet. It is a prerequisite for proper shelfing that the closet is not larger than your body volume plus 0,5 m3.

I saw two gals at the museum who had lots of fun shelfing in an antique closet, with the curator planking on the top of it.

by Saturninus October 31, 2011

selling like a god church

Some stupid shit jake Paul said!

I just dropped some new merch and it's selling like a god church.

by Selling like a god church October 30, 2017