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Seamen retention

Training for E3 and below in the US Navy on how to retain information better in a training environment.
Hey Seamen Timmy, we’re doing seamen retention this week so stay strong!
by LittleNougerBoy June 12, 2021
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merchant seamen

A person who sells their seamen. Sometimes to random people on the side of the street.
So, Carl is a merchant seamen.
I just bought just bought a test tube babyfrom a seamen merchant.
by Matt Carroll, Ringo Starr January 9, 2009
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seamen's snack

one who ejackulates in a bag of skittles and gives the rest to his friends. , jizz coated candies
the other day i had skittles that i was gunna throw out but instead i gave my little brother a "seamen's snack"
by billo sommerer March 28, 2008
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Seamen Grind

The art of grinding on a girl in a club, safe in the knowledge that your pants are filled with prior ejaculate.
mate its only half 8, you're definitely going to have to whip out the Seamen Grind by the end of the night
by clynch October 16, 2010
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creamin' seamen

1. (verb) Shooting a massive load up a woman's vagina, causing your submarine to be soaked in cream; a supersized creampie.

2. (plural noun) A circle jerk of sex deprived sailors, who have most likely been at sea for months without seeing a woman, ending with an unholy bukkake on the captain in the middle, who is on his knees, wearing red lipstick and a blonde wig.
(Verb)

Jake: Hey Phil! How was the night with Sasha?
Phil: It was alright. We were creamin' seamen all night long.
Jake: It was alright? You sound like you had a great time bro!
Phil: Yeah, but we stained her mom's new carpet, Sasha's super pregnant now, and I have HIV.
Jake: Damn.

(Noun)
Butt Pirate Phil: Arr me matey! Let's raid this ship and take all her booty!
Ass Captain Jake: (Hands Phil the spyglass) Behold! These are no ordinary sailors! These are creamin' seamen! Not even Ass Bandits would interrupt such a sacred ritual of loneliness and virginity!
Butt Pirate Phil: Mmm... I gotta get me a piece of that ass!
Ass Captain Jake: Phil! That is not the way a Butt Pirate speaks on my ship!
Butt Pirate Phil: Sorry.
by Butt Pirate Bill October 1, 2017
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soggy meat seamen locker njacob berman

when u leave all ur cumin ur moms vagina and the bust a fattie in ur mom shampoo ill show my pean to ur family
soggy meat seamen locker njacob berman
by lilbilchildbeater March 21, 2020
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Shrimping With The Seamen

When 2 men ejaculate into each others asses and then enjoy a shrimp cocktail together dipping the shrimp into the freshly ejaculated filled asshole.
After an intense figure skating competition Roy and his partner Simon relaxed on the couch with a nice Shrimping with the Seamen.
by WhYsOs3riOuS? February 6, 2024
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