chunky seamen

The liquid slurry resulting from a chick vomiting at the moment of ejaculation, while receiving the hymdick maneuver in an attempt to revive her from her unconscious drunken stupor.

I just mixed up some epic chunky seamen with Lisa while she was passed out on Brett's couch.

by ZumZoom May 25, 2016

merchant seamen

A person who sells their seamen. Sometimes to random people on the side of the street.

So, Carl is a merchant seamen.
I just bought just bought a test tube babyfrom a seamen merchant.

by Matt Carroll, Ringo Starr January 9, 2009

seamen's snack

one who ejackulates in a bag of skittles and gives the rest to his friends. , jizz coated candies

the other day i had skittles that i was gunna throw out but instead i gave my little brother a "seamen's snack"

by billo sommerer March 28, 2008

Sheep seamen

A tearm used by "niggaz" to describe a form of illegal substance

Hey dog you got the sheep seamen

by Cowcuck October 30, 2020

seamen

people who work/live on a nautical craft

oh look, there is some seamen

by georgina32 September 18, 2023

Seamen Grind

The art of grinding on a girl in a club, safe in the knowledge that your pants are filled with prior ejaculate.

mate its only half 8, you're definitely going to have to whip out the Seamen Grind by the end of the night

by clynch October 16, 2010

soggy meat seamen locker njacob berman

when u leave all ur cumin ur moms vagina and the bust a fattie in ur mom shampoo ill show my pean to ur family

soggy meat seamen locker njacob berman

by lilbilchildbeater March 21, 2020