Scruff

What a female loves to feel between her thighs. The right scruff to jawline ratio is a lady killer.

Also known as a 3 to 5 day old rockstar beard.

1. Omg, his Scruff has me dripping wet right now, I want that between my thighs for hours!

2. He is such a sexy rockstar drummer, his scruff is always so on point. He has to be Italian with that scruff and jawline.

by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 24, 2019

Scruff

A dirty bastard

Mum: Larry clean your room it's an absolute pig sty you fucking scruff

by DFALF October 14, 2018

Scruffy Joe

An individual with the Scruff is one handsome, suave, witty, caring Joe.
Well known for excessive cheesiness and the ability to make one laugh uncontrollably.

In short, a Scruffy Joe is everything you are not and could never be.
Known as 'Mark' to the non-Scruff's.

Non Scruff: Joe, you so Scruff!!
Scruffy Joe: Don't I know.

by Wheeze February 13, 2008

scruntfuttock

A person of little standing and respect. A word used when speaking about someone with limited intelligence and generally whose name is not sufficiently important to bother remembering.

"If you can't be bothered to do it yourself, get that scruntfuttock to do it."

by The good looking one October 26, 2009

Scrift

To Create,Sketch or Craft something

I Scrift a Book

by Scrift August 6, 2011

Apple Scruff

1. A member of the Beatles fan group, the "Apple Scruffs". The Apple Scruffs were a group of hardcore Beatles fans in the late 1960s and early 1970s. They were known to camp out in front of Abbey Road studios and the houses of the members of the Beatles (esp. Paul McCartney).

2. A diehard Beatles fan.

"Now I've watched you sitting there
Seen the passers-by all stare
Like you have no place to go
But there's so much they don't know about Apple Scruffs"
-- from the song "Apple Scruffs" by George Harrison

by monkeyfinger December 31, 2005

scruff

facial hair. basically day three to five after a shave.

"man my scruff is itchy today, i should shave it"

by itsme2 April 27, 2006