Schploof

Sharting to the point where it tears a hole in your pants.

“Bro, last week I was at my girlfriends house and I schploofed all over the couch!”

by Schploofy goofy December 19, 2018

Cock Schplack

A sexual manuever involving the slapping of one's erect penis on the cheek and or forehead of the sexual counterpart. It is imperative that semen is present at the tip of the schlong. After the slapping is complete the male writes a note to the woman and sticks it to her face.

I cock schplacked dat ho.

by Jakenasty McMike January 3, 2006

schplorking

the act of throwing up on your girlfriend during intercourse.

I'm so sorry that I'm schplorking on our aniversary; I shouldn't have started thinking about your mother.

by Luke January 12, 2005

Schplunder

A horrific and inevitably fatal variation on regular chunder: every orifice jettisons some form bodily fluid (appropriate to body part, eg. mouth = vom, etc..) at high velocity in unison. Christened by the infamous death of Austrian General Bastien von Schplundenmeier. Transmitted through the inhalation or consumption of fluid emmited from Schplunder.

I threw up so hard i thought i was going to Schplunder!

by joeclemmow's snake October 18, 2010

Schplang

To get your mess everywhere

You should've seen the Schplang Carpisan left.

by Hadjisan September 4, 2006

Schplengie

An indescribable object.

A word to describe something that cant be described.

Ex. 1;
Person A: "what is that thing?"
Person B: "Ahhh, you know its a schplengie."

Ex. 2;
Person A: "have you ever seen one of those... umm, what are they called... schplengie's?"

Ex. 3;
"Its a Schplengie!"

by hoobajab September 11, 2012

Schplitting

The act of wanting/having to poop while sitting on any other chair except the toilet. Sometimes in pain or agony depending on severity.

Comes from the terms shitting and splitting as in your pants will split at the butthole so you can let loose the mud man)

I had to poop but I was waiting for the bus to get home so I was sitting there schplitting.

by Jimji March 25, 2019