schwing

When Garth or Wayne (Wayne's World) pop a boner. How you feel when you see an extremely hot chick. excellent...

-number one babe, Kim Basgner...SCHWING!
-Casandra is a total babe...schwing!
-schwing-a-ling!
-those arent wing-dings...those are SCHWING-DINGS!

by Ian March 2, 2004

Schweiky

Nearly any utterance of—or an utterance made in the mode of—David Schweikert, Republican Congressman of Arizona, who is the biggest douchebag in the 115th U.S. Congress.

An unaccomplished congressman who has never passed a piece of legislation and who spawns Indivisible groups the way Anthony Weiner generates dickpics, Schweikert couches shitty, selfish proposals in simpering, apparently compassionate language. A Schweiky way of speaking often suggests we should fuck over other people for their own good. A Schweiky statement thus combines a reactionary proposition with a performance of compassion.

More generally, any conservative, white, male pissant that fabricates lies for cash.

At a particularly Schweiky moment, he suggested that he only rejects feminism to the extent that he honors women.

If I may be allowed to be Schweiky for a moment, *all* lives matter.

by Dorothy Hale June 10, 2017

schwinned

The act of being hit by a bicycle. Increased liklihood on college campus' due to a combination of the fact that some students ride rather recklessly and others walk on bike paths without looking.

I saw a guy get schwinned hardcore today. It was fuckin' hilarious.

by j.money September 19, 2005

Schweensicle

A stoners insult for a jerk

Sean Rothermel is a Schweensicle

by JManFizzle November 30, 2007

Schwei

1. Improved Human, An entity with intelligence and abilities exceeding normal human standards.
2. An enlightened being with a physical
chromosomal mutation.

"He was too schwei to acknowledge or be bothered by his own broken bones."

by face86 December 21, 2008

Schwindenhammered

The act or prcoess of consuming alcholic drinks until you are completely hammerd and blackout.

Did you see Tim the other night. Yeah he was Schwindenhammered.

by Mr. Schwindy October 7, 2011

Schwingularity

The exact moment your chubber crosses over to become a full-fledged hard-on

“Dammit! My hot teacher called me to the blackboard seconds after I crossed the schwingularity. I was so effing embarrassed. But hope my teacher was impressed.”

by hodags1966 November 10, 2020