schtooped

To be fucked, either sexually or by being in a bad situation. Past tense of schtoop.

She got schtooped hardcore by her boyfriend on prom night.

I owe $1200 and I'm broke, I'm totally schtooped!

by Munster June 11, 2006

schoom

to have sex in a random place

I schoomed the bitch in the dressing room at JC Penney

by Derrick Filos March 1, 2008

Schloom

1)A term of greeting, used in small informal groups of friends: usually associated with randomness.

2. Term used when bored to start some randomness, lighten the mood, or change the subject

1. Bob (spots Jay): Schloom
Jay: oh hey whats up Bob

2. Joe: god this sucks
Dave:yeah i know
Jim: Schloom
Dave: wtf..lol
Joe: haha

by D-Nog February 20, 2009

Schoomer

A person who thinks they are funny and witty when they are not. Making over used and bad jokes.

Bruv that that guy is such a Schoomer.

by Grack n Crack November 29, 2019

schtoops

Can mean anything from 'fucking' or 'to fuck', but is becoming just an exclamatory word(such as, in place of saying 'Wow!' or 'Oh my!'). Also used in place of 'cool' or when there just isn't anything better so say, and you want a conversation to end. Usually pronounced in a very long and drawn out way.

"I don't care who Michael schtoops on his own time."
or
"Hey Lindzko look at this Whopper Jr. I ordered with extra cheese."
"SchtOOOOps!!"
or
"Hey Lindzko I just failed my rocket science final, so now I'm going to kill myself."
"...schtoops..."

by Linkzo April 20, 2006

schloomp

1) The mating call of the legendary sex plunger

*schloomp*....*schloomp*..........*schlooooomp*

by ::Odd:: May 30, 2005

Schtoomp

Sex

I schtoomped her

by anonymous January 19, 2022