saft

A contraction of silly and daft having the same meaning - stupid, foolish

Commonly used in the Black Country area of Central United Kingdom

My father's saft, he didn't realise he had to take the wrapper off the food before putting it in the oven

"He's a saft 'un ay e" (imagine the Black Country accent)

by MasterGus June 27, 2005

Saftasheve

The greatest ship that has ever existed is consists of three twitter people Natasha,Safia & Eve.

Person 1: Do you ship Saftasheve?
Person 2: Yes! it's my OTP
Person 3: What is Saftasheve?
Person 1&2: GET OUT OF HERE

by AnonymousDanosaur March 22, 2013

saftey wank

Having a Wank before having sex with an individual in order to prevent premature ejaculation.

Josh: Hey man I just had sex with Ashley!
Brad: Yea, but don't you have a severe case of premature ejaculation?
Josh: Yea, but I had a saftey wank just minutes before!

by Robustwater June 30, 2015

Saftey

A term used after you fart to keep from getting punched. If fail to say before someone says "doornob" you get punched until you touch a doornob. Doornob can be called if a fart is heard or smelled.

Gator: (poot)
Scrawn: dang dude....doornob
Gator: Ah F bomb
Scrawn: (punched)

by Kswaub April 29, 2005

sawtell

best place to live

i went to sawtell and smoked some durrys

by meGHanBBBBB October 18, 2008

sawty

used towards an individual when feelin stupid as hell for being wrong, or doing/thinking something dumb.

"yea well i know she wants me"
"no she doesnt"
girl walks in
"guess what?"
"what"
"im engaged"
"SAWTY ASS MUH FUCKKAA"

by emilyjoann January 13, 2008

Sawty

That one ship of a fucking handsaw and fence, also a bfb ship. And im pretty much dumb for putting this.

A person 1 : Hey, whats the ship name of Saw x gaty?
A person 2 : Sawty.

by Anobjectshowfan July 22, 2021