Acts like he is 16, but really he is a fetus. Thinks he is a "musician" and "songwriter" when all he can come up with in a song is a dirty unwashed sweatshirt.
by okmiscshrews May 20, 2016
Get the jacob sartoriusmug. by Big.goth.titty.slayer August 2, 2018
Get the Jacob Sartoriusmug. Person 1: oh my god did you see that guy over there!
Person 2: Yeah and omg what a Jacob Sartorius, gross.
Person 2: Yeah and omg what a Jacob Sartorius, gross.
by Gross stay away May 18, 2016
Get the Jacob Sartoriusmug. by James Stiltonn June 23, 2017
Get the Jacob Sartoriusmug. Aka, Jacob Saggytits. He is hell. A gift from satan to let us all know that murder is sadly illegal, he is testing us🤔
by Dnce gvin dnce May 30, 2016
Get the Jacob Sartoriusmug. one look at this fucking pile of shit and you will want to drink a large bucket full of bleach and question god's existence for creating this fucking rat, commonly referred to as rolf or more popularly, jacob saggytits.
person 1: omg! Wanna watch this video of rolf sartorius with me?
person 2: sure, ill bring my bleach!
person 2: sure, ill bring my bleach!
by fuckingpieceoftrash June 17, 2016
Get the rolf sartoriusmug. One who copies Caneron Dallas and has no real fans, cause he can't sing for shit.
Also known as: Ew Wtf?
Also known as: Ew Wtf?
1: Ew it looks like What's his name
2: you mean Jacob Saggytits?
1: yah, that one
3: DONT HATE ON JACOB SARTORIUS!
1: that's not how you say it. It's saggy-tits
2: you mean Jacob Saggytits?
1: yah, that one
3: DONT HATE ON JACOB SARTORIUS!
1: that's not how you say it. It's saggy-tits
by Jacob Saggytits May 25, 2016
Get the Jacob Sartoriusmug.