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jacob sartorius

Acts like he is 16, but really he is a fetus. Thinks he is a "musician" and "songwriter" when all he can come up with in a song is a dirty unwashed sweatshirt.
You are being a big jacob sartorius, chill fam
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Jacob Sartorius

Talentless little boy with elf ears who thinks he can sing but sounds like a dying cow.
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Jacob Sartorius

The most vile creature to exist. Just one look at him and you want to drink bleach.
Person 1: oh my god did you see that guy over there!
Person 2: Yeah and omg what a Jacob Sartorius, gross.
by Gross stay away May 18, 2016
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Jacob Sartorius

GAY AS FUCK! And very cringe wothery so you should stay at least 15 to 20 feet away at all times
Jacob Sartorius can be kinda gay at times.
by James Stiltonn June 23, 2017
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Jacob Sartorius

Aka, Jacob Saggytits. He is hell. A gift from satan to let us all know that murder is sadly illegal, he is testing us🤔
"You know Ty? Total fucking Jacob Sartorius. Acts just like him."
by Dnce gvin dnce May 30, 2016
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rolf sartorius

one look at this fucking pile of shit and you will want to drink a large bucket full of bleach and question god's existence for creating this fucking rat, commonly referred to as rolf or more popularly, jacob saggytits.
person 1: omg! Wanna watch this video of rolf sartorius with me?
person 2: sure, ill bring my bleach!
by fuckingpieceoftrash June 17, 2016
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Jacob Sartorius

One who copies Caneron Dallas and has no real fans, cause he can't sing for shit.

Also known as: Ew Wtf?
1: Ew it looks like What's his name
2: you mean Jacob Saggytits?
1: yah, that one

3: DONT HATE ON JACOB SARTORIUS!

1: that's not how you say it. It's saggy-tits
by Jacob Saggytits May 25, 2016
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