Salt
A extremely sensitive person with skinny legs and very pronounced pectorals. He loves starting new relationships but struggles to keep the momentum. He shows some flirtatious behaviours reassembling a pampered flamingo. Salt loves to be included with the bois. He also loves a good party on a Friday night. The pride of salt comes with his shoulder length luscious lively locks. A Salt will always take pride in their outward appearance especially their pectoralis majors. The species “Salt” refuses to spend less than $50 on clothing. The most common phrase you’ll hear from a Salt is, “big hem”, “true but”, “that’s phat”, “ohhh you’re not wrong”, “Wwwwaaatt”, “add us on Snapchat”, “you wanna get hit”.
A Salt will never come to school the next day after a sporting event. His bedtime will be no earlier than 12am. He also finds sitting alone to be quite uncomfortable. Never take his spot at the back of the bus otherwise you’ll hear about it for the rest of the trip.
All together a Salt has a calm tempremate and will be loving and caring towards their flock. They will be there for you, not let you down and you can trust them.
A Salt will never come to school the next day after a sporting event. His bedtime will be no earlier than 12am. He also finds sitting alone to be quite uncomfortable. Never take his spot at the back of the bus otherwise you’ll hear about it for the rest of the trip.
All together a Salt has a calm tempremate and will be loving and caring towards their flock. They will be there for you, not let you down and you can trust them.
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