ok so heres what happened: bird eat crop. farmer get angry. farmer call military to go to war on the bird. military sends 3 people. the 3 people kill 12 out of 1000 birds on the first day. military gives up. military give out metals to emus. farmer mad. emu eat the rest of the crops. tada
person 1: Whats the The Great Emu War?

person 2: the fucking military losing to birds.
by TheRedstoneMod March 18, 2020
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Australia is the only country to go to war against some fucking birds and loose how pathetic is that
Hey guys remember the great emu war?
Random guy: I’d rather kill my self then know how my country lost to some fucking birds
by ThatOneRandomFuckingIdiot January 29, 2018
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