Sailing

Well, it's not far down to paradise
At least it's not for me
And if the wind is right you can sail away
And find tranquility
Oh, the canvas can do miracles
Just you wait and see, believe me
It's not far to never never land
No reason to pretend
And if the wind is right you can find the joy
Of innocence again
Oh, the canvas can do miracles
Just you wait and see, believe me

Sailing
Takes me away to where I've always heard it could be
Just a dream and the wind to carry me
Soon I will be free
Fantasy
It gets the best of me
When I'm sailing
All caught up in the reverie
Every word is a symphony
Won't you believe me?
Sailing
Takes me away to where I've always heard it could be
Just a dream and the wind to carry me
And soon I will be free
Well, it's not far back to sanity
At least it's not for me
And if the wind is right you can sail away
And find serenity
Oh, the canvas can do miracles
Just you wait and see, really, believe me
Sailing
Takes me away to where I've always heard it could be
Just a dream and the wind to carry me
And soon I will be free

by Death Menace December 20, 2022

Sailing

Not a sport.

Person 1:"I love sailing"
Person 2: "But its not a sport."

by rowingisamazing May 15, 2020

sailing

The stupidest of stupidest sports on earth. Where nothing but snobby assholes take part in. Where they park there beautiful European cars at the marina parking lot and then go sailing.

Com'n Norbert! Let's go Sailing!

by Kevin Baines April 13, 2006

Sailing

Sailing is the act of doing oxycontin or oxycodone. Usually this would be done by grinding the pill down to powder and then snorting it.

Hey man you want to go get some sail?
Ohhh man I'm so sailled, I just want to layyyy.
I am sailing the C's so hard man.

by TheSailor March 11, 2010

Sailing

To have sex with somebody

“I was sailing my side and my main hoe called my phone, I watched the phone ring”

by Basharrr January 11, 2023

Sailing

sail·ing
/ˈsāliNG/
The fine art of getting wet and becoming ill while slowly going nowhere at great expense.

Sailing is my friend's hobby, but I can never figure out why he does it every weekend.

by TheValGal November 12, 2023

sailing with the captain

To drink large quantities of Captain Morgan's Rum, usually with a group, and hopefully to the point of oblivion.

That girl I hooked up with was so fugly that I had to go sailing with the captain before I could bang her.

by Robb December 24, 2003