Dwayne the rock Johnson’s boner

Approximately 3-5 feet once he has a boner

Julie loved Dwayne the rock Johnson’s boner size, one she hung up a picture of it in here room

by masonthemissile November 11, 2022

Rubik's Boner

Solving a Rubik's cube, resulting in an adrenalin induced boner. Like, a rock hard boner. One that could chop down a tree.

He problem solved himself into a rubik's boner

by BeerPenguin May 19, 2018

Wrestler's Boner

When two males are wrestling and one has the sudden urge to erect his penis in the midst of grappling.

Tyrome was grappling Thomas during the wrestling match when all of a sudden, Thomas's Wrestler's Boner surprised Tyrome and Thomas got on top of him for a submission.

by TylerTurtle May 15, 2010

jump on one's bones

To have sex with someone.

A: Kate is really nice to me lately.

B: Yeah, because she wants to jump on your bones. (jump on one's bones)

by Birdy Ben November 18, 2014

nature's boner

When something in nature looks like a dick.

Oh look at the hill! Nature's boner.

by howwonderfoo October 28, 2013

Arby's boner

When that annoying thing appears over your head from thinking about Arbys.

*Boing* Yep, I'm thinking Arby's, as you can tell by my Arby's boner.

by Nick47 December 30, 2008

Shor's Bones

An exclamation used to describe amazement.

Shor's Bones! That's a big ____

by StoutCrow May 28, 2022