dutchman's uncle

NOUN: A person with unexpected or improbable qualities

If you don't enjoy jenever gin then I'm a Dutchman's uncle.

by Genuine Dutch Uncle May 13, 2016

terry's uncle

Terry's Uncle is a dinosuar that cuts his hair with claws

Terry's Uncle Riped my hair out

by YOUR<MOM May 30, 2017

Ora's uncle

giving a slow kiss or a slow kisser

Oh! you're like Ora's uncle!!

by Elia313 November 26, 2018

wallaby’s uncle

n. Australian skateboarder term for a loser, usually from Perth.

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Cricket mate! I don’t mean to belittle your new Nike strides but those pommey abominations make you look like a wallaby’s uncle.

No offence taken Bruce. Me gran in Perth sent them out via bush plane for Anzac Day.

by gnostic3 April 26, 2019

jamie's uncle :'[

when your friends uncle comes to you and says if you want sweets and you say yes so go into the car and he actually gives you sweets but secretly you wanted to get raped and get deeply resized by his 9 inch

jamie im so sad that jamie's uncle :' told me if i wanted sweets i agreed and he just gave me sweets and drove off :'

by sexy left toe December 14, 2019

Cat's Uncle

A lazy person (slacker), who is laid back by nature, and unreliable in general.

Would you hire Bob to clean your gutters for you? Probably not, he can be a bit of a Cat's Uncle sometimes.
Dude my mom's new boyfriend is a real Cat's Uncle, I mean he doesn't do anything!

by Chevy Cruz February 1, 2024

Garth's Uncle

To Tighten something like uncle garth

Person 1: "Whos tightened that up? "

Person 2: "Garth's uncle!"

Or

When tigheting something:
Person "Garth it!"

by Mr.Lamb22 February 26, 2024