when you have your girl on her back and are having sex, you pull out and cum on her tits. as you do, her frog like tongue hits it like a fly on a lily pad.
i was having sex with my girl friend and she pulled a rustic frog as i was trying to cum on her tits.
by frogger money March 2, 2009
The texture of an old man's beard when it's coated thoroughly with the seminal fluid of several men. Usually found on homeless men that turn tricks to buy booze.
by RFjord February 14, 2011
When an older man with false teeth removes his dentures to perform fellatio on another, younger man.
Eugene booked a cheap motel so Larry could come over a give him a Rustic Grizz without either of their wives finding out.
by Skwak June 18, 2022
A GROSS sexual act between a man and a women. The women who is on her period removes her bloodied tampon over the open mouth of her partner, letting the remaining blood inside drip into his mouth. she then places the tampon on his forehead like a viel. with his mouth still open, she the proceeds to deficate into it, she then mounts him and rides him until he cums inside her (all the while he has to keep his mouth wide open), she then squats over his mouth again and let's the cum drip into his mouth. At this point they kiss. The mix of brown and red is where the Rustic part of the name comes from and the wedding part, the tampon veil and kissing at the end.
by BrownBoy90 June 18, 2015
The best student summer abroad program ever! You can go to so many countries and do and see so many things! GO!
Countries-Rustic Pathways
by fughriruhghfeirgh December 28, 2011
A better way of saying "When 'old' People have sex" Or, the trend of "Old people having sex"; -Old people sex-
When i found out that my 60 year old parents were having sex, i almost threw up. I told my friend, and he told me it was a new trend called "Rustic Sex"
by woozlefaboozle March 21, 2009
Applied to a person, place, or thing that seems unexciting or gross to outsiders but is appreciated by those who know its true charm.
Person #1: Hey, do you want to go to the local pub?
Person #2: That dumpster? I wouldn't walk in there if you paid me.
Person #1: Forget it. You don't understand its rustic shine.
Person #2: That dumpster? I wouldn't walk in there if you paid me.
Person #1: Forget it. You don't understand its rustic shine.
by kaz snaz May 9, 2009