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This is the name for someone who is VERY unloyal and can't keep a damn girlfriend for the life of him. He is always getting high and can't remember you guys were even dating. He changes his mind like a girl changes clothes. He's a cheating son of a bitch and hits on underclassmen. If you are dating this boy I am so sorry for you @habaiah. He also used to be cute but is now uglier than a white girl without her coffee.
Them: "Aren't you dating Russel?"
Me: "That cheating son of a bitch?! NO!"
Habaiah: "I am"
Russel by ilovebillie223 April 18, 2019
A reference from the show Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. A Russel is a rude significant other that often acts shifty and makes you have self-doubt. Russels may not want to come to family/friend functions and give backhanded compliments.
Lisa: Ken told me that "Even some angles make an ugly girl look pretty" after I sent him a cute snapchat.

Adrienne: You need to drop him. He is such a Russel.

Lisa: Ugh. Fuck Russel.

Adrienne: FUCK RUSSEL
Russel by Itelldatruf January 22, 2019
The dude with the big forehead and wears a champion shirt in picture day and was forced to smile.His sexuality is apparently a potato.He likes to become a helicopter in fortnite
Ayo it’s Russel’s curly head ass.
Russel by I go to Ebola skool October 10, 2018
A simp or a bitch most likely gay.
HA you're such a Russel
Russel by bbBOY77 January 30, 2020
Someone who shares incorrect facts/opinions on a subject they have no experience with.
They also tend to become defensive when their opinions are questioned or proven wrong.
Russel: "All pokemon after gen 4 are uninspired and ugly"

Joey: "Wow, look at that Russel. He's never played a single pokemon game and has no interest in it. But still talks trash."
Russel by Its ya boy Joey May 25, 2020
An asexual, white, overweight male who bullies special needs kids for a living.
Russel ate 2 whole vegan pizzas in one sitting.
Russel by pseudoscene June 16, 2020