Resolution List

The list that you make at the beginning of the new year right before you go back to school or work of the the things that you want to accomplish that year. "This year will be different!", you think as you put the list in your bedside drawer and go out to runs some errands.

Six months later, you find the list again during spring cleaning and discover that you haven't done a single thing on that f*cking list!!! You crumple the list up and throw it away, realizing again how crappy your life is....

SOB!!! I haven't done anything on this f*cking resolution list! Screw it, I'm going to the bar...

AGGGGGHHHHHH!!!! This list is the epitemy of my worthlessness.

by raichupal January 5, 2011

Rustle My Jimmies

“That Really Rustled My Jimmies” is an expression that is used to convey feelings of discontent or discomfort in response to someone else’s post in imageboards and discussion forums, most notably on 4chan. To rustle one's jimmies means to make someone discontent or to bother someone.

Man 1: "This guy is your boyfriend? He's worthless!"

Man 2: "That really does Rustle My Jimmies man..."

by Carlos-a-16 December 12, 2012

Shane Rosolen

Shane Rosolen is a PBA player for BARANGAY GINEBRA. He is a half Filipino half Australian and is one of the best PBA three point shooters. Shane started his career in basketball in 2018

Woah man did you see Shane Rosolen with the dunks and three points last week against Phoenix Fuel Masters??!!!!

by Johny Dephano June 1, 2019

rustled jimmies

To disturb someone by presenting them with facts/arguments that cause cognitive dissonance and challenge their views.

You know why people start arguments on the internet? Rustled jimmies man.

by CutFromAbove July 30, 2012

Nut Rustle

The horrible week after you shave your pubes when there is nothing but intense, excruciating prickly pain.

Friend 1: hey man how's your week been?
Friend 2: Not so good, the nut rustle is hard to get through but I think I might be okay.

by ZStambs21 January 20, 2017

New Years Resolution

The things you promise your self you will do over the year, but quit after the first 2 weeks.

Bob's New Years Resolution was to lose 30 pounds. But bob says a lot of things.

by ninjajohn93 January 1, 2009

kurt russler

when someone does you in the stink and calls you dude constantly. They will also have a little bitch they use to do all the dirty work, normally with a balding head.

that bloke is such a kurt russler, he wont even tell me what is going on.

by SirMixAlot II May 18, 2008