rumplestiltskin

When a lucky lady, or lucky male counterpart engages in the act of placing a hicky on your taint or grundle. This often times creates a painful sensation lasting up to 7 business days.

Man: Drop down and gimme a new goddamn rumplestiltskin ASAP or i'll slap up yo bitch ass.

Girl: You had me at drop down.

Man: (after the fact) That was the greatest rumplestiltskin that I have ever had. Send my regards to your mother for teaching you such great technique.

by jack johnson 69 March 31, 2007

Rumplespringa

A drink consisting of a shot of Rumpleminze chased with soda and topped off with a squeeze of lime

Everyone at the party was feeling irie, the Rumplespringas flowed freely.

by VBAHole22 April 20, 2011

Rumplesnitz

The act of slaying dragons in the Medieval times with thou saucy lads, but can be referred to slaying anything in thy presence.

I just rumplesnitzed the shit out of that dandelion.

by Uggy MFN D May 14, 2011

rumplemintz

1) A Peppermint liquer
2) A Fave drink of the Emo crowd.

You Doug, buy us more shots of Rumplemintz.

by Getz December 23, 2003

rumplestiltskin

Word used by those who are too stupid to think up any other insult. Those with 1-2 GCSE's A-F rarely use this as they are overly intelligent. Used to clarify a dumbass action or event.

See also: meatloaf

"eyy, tyrone just laid a brick in da bogs"
"reyhey!Rumplestiltskin"

by samstorm December 5, 2004

Rumplestilskin

Noun or verb. The Rumplestilskin is a variant of the blumpkin in which a stranger initiates the blowjob while the target is on the toilet, and will continue to perform fellatio until his name is guessed. Named after the fabled trickster who would be promised a first-born child if his name could not be guessed.

John sure has been in the bathroom a long time. I hope he wasn't ambushed by a Rumplestilskin! He's a horrible guesser.

by Hypester February 10, 2007

rumplestiltskin

Adj. Used to describe something that is crazy, insane, off the hook, wack, bad-ass, superawesome, inherently cool, uberridiculous, or simply rockadelic.

"Dude, that party was sooooo rumplestiltskin!"

"That stripper at Crazy Horse was rumplestiltskin!"

"The fairy tale, Rapunzel, is fuckin' rumplecrazy! I mean, a chick with 50 foot long hair? Insane!"

"Frank's wedding was the epitome of the word RUMPLESTILTSKIN."

"That new Lamborghini I picked up is simply rumplestiltskin."

by Rob Boyle October 26, 2007