rumpled

the craziest nigga on the block; throws nades in baptist churches. The coolest guy to play css with. You need one on every team.

Me and my rumpled getting all ready to scrimmage.

by Osama March 16, 2005

rumple

noun: A person or thing who has surpassed the usual level of doofiness. Usually sports a confused look constantly, and has a body that seems too big for them to handle properly.

"God, Steve! You're such a rumple!"

by Deus Ibi Est May 24, 2006

rumpled foreskin

A male with a huge amount of foreskin that looks rumpled

I anit sucking that cock, look at the rumpled foreskin

by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

Rumple River

The process of drinking several and consecutive shots of Rumplemintz; And in doing so, bumping into other bar patrons, slurring words and of course, drinking more Rumplemintz.

"Hey buddy! How bout we get housed on tequila shots tonight!

Ehh, I'm feeling a bit trashy. Wanna ride that dirty Rumple River instead?"

by JayPlotz December 23, 2013

rumpled foreskin

When a chick gives you a wank but she pulls your foreskin back so hard it nearly rips it straight off your dick!

Your sister can't wank a dick for toffee,she gave me a rumpled foreskin the twat

by Adam the definer ! July 29, 2014

Rumple Ass

The folds and or lines on a women's butt or thighs when wearing yoga pants.

Look at that Kathleen girl.... She has a serious case of rumple ass in those pants.

by riomanty November 12, 2011

rumple bomb

The Rumple Bomb or R-Bomb is a twist on the traditional y-bomb founded at FSU. The rumple bomb was founded by FSU SAE and entails shotgunning a redbull(usually flavored) with shots of rumple in it.

You want a Y-bomb?

Hell no I’m a degenerate, get me an Rumple Bomb

by PAPAYAMAN April 11, 2023