Mike Pence rule

A rule stating that men should never put themselves in a situation where they can be falsely accused of rape, sexual assault, or fraternization. The rule is named after Mike Pence, the 48th vice president of the United States.

In 2002, Mike Pence told the Hill that he never eats alone with a woman other than his wife and that he won’t attend events featuring alcohol without her by his side.

This rule gained widespread popularity after the #MeToo witch trials of 2017. Proving innocence is often difficult or impossible, so the easiest way to avoid false accusations is to avoid women altogether.

Due to the Mike Pence rule, I can't mentor any of my female coworkers.

by Dr. Steven Chang January 10, 2018

Kendzior Rule

When you let powerful people commit crimes, they will resurface later and commit more crimes. This will come as a total surprise to everyone who still believes shame is a deterrent to the powerful and corrupt.

~ WTF!? Didn't that guy go to prison for the last time he pulled this shit off?
~ Yeah. Total Kendzior Rule! Dude doesn't give a fuck.

by Görahk November 5, 2019

Goven Rule

A translation of the Golden Rule made by Jeff Goven aka "The Grapplin' Chaplain"...

The Goven Rule: "Always interact with others on the basis of honest mutual consent".

by Kahdlibber November 2, 2017

Simon "Ghost" Riley

Being a Lieutenant, he is second in command of the Task Force 141 and is seen wearing dark red sunglasses and a skull patterned balaclava. He is in various missions on Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 2, and during the mission "Loose Ends" he along with Gary "Roach" Sanderson get betrayed by Sheperd who after shooting them, orders other soldiers to throw their bodies in a ditch and covered in gasoline, then Sherperd lights a Cigar and throws it on them leaving you to assume they both die.

Simon "Ghost" Riley's quotes-
"Roach, hang in there!"
"Bloody hell those trucks are bulletproofed!"
"It's gonna get bloody."

Gamer1: Ghost wast the shit!
Gamer2: Sucks he had to die!
Gamer1: Time to get revenge on Sheperd!!!

by zigzagelfy May 9, 2010

rule 1131918

Invented by Lucie, if it exists, there is ASMR of it

Do you reckon there is such thing as Shrek ASMR?
Of course, you know, rule 1131918

by My dixy rect July 30, 2020

Ruler clip

An extended clip on on a gun (specifically a pistol) that is 12 inches long.

“Just bought a Glock, with a ruler clip.”

by Dillpill657 November 11, 2020

bendy ruler

A growing meme in Happytwt referencing skeppys “I’m as straight as a ruler” tweet

Skeppy: I’m as straight as a ruler

Happytwt: a bendy ruler?

by layaakasomeone February 16, 2021