Probably the most comical person on the internet right now! Part of the MyWay Entertainment clique. In little voice over skits the MyWay team does for the greatest morning cartoons, he's known widely for the voice of the "juggernaut"!
They have done:
Xmen
Power Rangers
Street Fighter
Spiderman
and soon to be TMNT!!
They have done:
Xmen
Power Rangers
Street Fighter
Spiderman
and soon to be TMNT!!
quotes from Randy Hayes:
Yeah!! It's the juggernaut bitch!!!
Oh it's time, baby!! I like yo' raincoat! bitch..you cant run!!
Aww.... aint that a bitch, I didn't f*** em... I only f*** ostriches...
I aint got no pupils in my eyes... IM BAD!!
Im sick and tired of always having to fu***** rape these Zebras and shit you know?.... SHUT UP ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT FOREST FIRES
13 elephants, 14 bitches in a hot-air balloon with some phone books,
these nuts I got they like, regenerate my dick
Oh shit thats a seal!!!
I gotta spend....45 mins on my perm...
Where is that tape of me fu**** that penguin?
Why the f*** I get a gun, its cause im black?
Frosty poopy eddie eddie!!!
Black power motha fu***
Silly bitch yo weapons can not harm me....get that shit out my face bitch.... I GOT THIS SHIT IN 4th GRADE!!! OH NOOOO!!! PIMP SMACK YO' ASS BITCH!!!
Ha, aint that a bitch im ketchup motha f****, mustard... ZAP YO' DUMBASS!!!
I'm the juggernaut bitch!!! imma hit choo with your own pimp!! I'm bad, I'm the baddest motha f**** in the world.
Oh It's the Juggernaut bitch, and I got a bitch with me YES were gonna have a fucking rape party!!!
Not as long as im wearing these Jamaican colors...
This bitch is throwin firecrackers..........
WTF Charles?!
Yeah!! It's the juggernaut bitch!!!
Oh it's time, baby!! I like yo' raincoat! bitch..you cant run!!
Aww.... aint that a bitch, I didn't f*** em... I only f*** ostriches...
I aint got no pupils in my eyes... IM BAD!!
Im sick and tired of always having to fu***** rape these Zebras and shit you know?.... SHUT UP ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT FOREST FIRES
13 elephants, 14 bitches in a hot-air balloon with some phone books,
these nuts I got they like, regenerate my dick
Oh shit thats a seal!!!
I gotta spend....45 mins on my perm...
Where is that tape of me fu**** that penguin?
Why the f*** I get a gun, its cause im black?
Frosty poopy eddie eddie!!!
Black power motha fu***
Silly bitch yo weapons can not harm me....get that shit out my face bitch.... I GOT THIS SHIT IN 4th GRADE!!! OH NOOOO!!! PIMP SMACK YO' ASS BITCH!!!
Ha, aint that a bitch im ketchup motha f****, mustard... ZAP YO' DUMBASS!!!
I'm the juggernaut bitch!!! imma hit choo with your own pimp!! I'm bad, I'm the baddest motha f**** in the world.
Oh It's the Juggernaut bitch, and I got a bitch with me YES were gonna have a fucking rape party!!!
Not as long as im wearing these Jamaican colors...
This bitch is throwin firecrackers..........
WTF Charles?!
by ictizzle smoke August 14, 2006
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Some of Randy’s adventures include:
Being teen pop sensation Lorde
Becoming a Food Network star
Setting the record for largest crap ever taken
Purposely getting cancer just to smoke weed
Being the Denver Broncos Coach
Becoming a successful weed farmer
Randy has done it all, and he may be an idiot and sometimes a bit of an alcoholic, but there’s no one like Randy Marsh
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