royal flush

While having doggy-style sex (anal or traditional) the womans head is kept just above the rim of a toilet. When the man cums he dunks her head in the toilet and flushes resulting in a swirly.
She just about drowned after that vicious royal flush I gave her this morning.
by bobbyj August 10, 2006
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royal flush

2 parts crown, 6 parts cream soda, 1 part maraschino cherry juice, 2 maraschino cherries. AKA The Velvet Crocodile. Fuckin excellence.
I like sex, and royal flushes.
by D-twiz April 26, 2009
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The Royal Flush

take 5 laxitives and shit on a girls chest all day with a burger king crown on.
1) Joey i totally royal flushed this girl last night.

2) Dude i got the royal flushes
by PooperScooper329 July 07, 2011
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royal flush

when the queen or princess uses a douche
princess die needs her royal flush
by glen April 06, 2004
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royal flush

royal flush is the gambling game played by the bad guys in old bollywood movies, and the one where there is ample scope to cheat by having a couple of aces up your sleeve.
The winning hand in this game is also called the royal flush, which is getting three cards of the same type. Getting three aces is the strongest hand in the game.
I gambled everything I had in a game of Royal Flush and lost.
by Gunkglumb June 06, 2005
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Royal flush

An act of oral sex performed on a male partner while seated on an open active comode during use. Also referred to as crowning. Or polishing the kings septor .
She and i just had our version of a royal flush !
by Bitch ass 1 January 01, 2018
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Royal flush

1. The winning hand in poker (A,K,Q,J,10).
2. When you crap, wipe, and flush it all down in one go (providing the toilet doesn't clog).
1. Yeah, I would've won, but Johnny doubled up with a royal flush, and I had three jacks and a pair of nines...

2. ...So I went to the bathroom and made a royal flush of my own in his toilet. Left a nice streak mark, too.
by 30357 April 20, 2009
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