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Boondoggle

The act of braiding ones pube hair in varies patterns; which may include spiral, zipper, zig-zag, brick, etc.....
My wife pulled my pants down to perform oral sex and seen I had a few boondoggles dangling so she divorced me.
by That1Guy42069 July 24, 2023
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boondoggle

The colorful plastic lace one uses to make lanyards, key fobs, handcrafted wallets and purses, etc.
Is that counselor in some kind of a knotwork contest? Look at all those complicated knots in that boondoggle whistle lanyard he's wearing!
by pentozali April 13, 2006
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excessive boondoggle

Any number of activities of or pertaining to the gross misuse of government funds. These activities may include but are not limited to: Using chartered airplanes to fly the entire length of a country, only to turn around the following morning and fly back to the same location because you felt guilty about staying in a location that may be perceived as non-work related by people that do not have any direct influence over you.
Hey, I woke up today and felt so guilty about not doing anything, that I decided to cost the government even more money than they are already spending to fly myself back to a location that I don't have anything to do at, so I can fly back to the original location the next day just so I can fulfill my need to excessively boondoggle. Man do I feel better about myself now. Excessive boondoggle
by scruples101 April 16, 2010
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Boondoggles

People doing work that has little or no value.
Those kids playing guitar in their garage are total Boondoggles!
by BigNig June 13, 2005
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Alaskan boondoggle

When a girl takes half a shit and dangles it over the guys face and he masturbates; sometimes shortened to A-Bombing.
Me and Angie did the A-Bomb last night. Yup, we did the Alaskan boondoggle.
by bidoofadoof July 20, 2010
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Goondoggle

A name given to someone is very irritating.
"Dude he is such a goondoggle."

"I know, he's so annoying."
by Stealth Bomber December 9, 2008
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poondoggle

To play with one's poonie.

To entertain your woman's vaggy.

To have the sex.
"Oh boy, Sara Sue, I'd sure like to poondoggle you..."

"Well, ok, just this once but don't tell Mom & Dad"
by philbad January 6, 2005
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