Ronald McDonald 

A child molester who loves fat kids to sit in his lap so he can get an erection and than he rapes them.

son, did that strange clown thouch you in your no-no spot?

Ronald McDonald by Melanthex March 28, 2005

Ronald McDonald surprise

When Ronald McDonald, himself, jumps out from your butt hole and gives you a wet willie. He sometimes sings a tune or two!

Hey i went to Mcdonalds and got a Ronald Mcdonald Surprise with out cheese!

Ronald McDonald surprise by Chris Mc. May 22, 2006

ronald mcdonald 

some freak that is the mascot of McDonalds

I wish the fat purple dude would sit on Ronald and squish him

ronald mcdonald by lunar shadows August 21, 2004

Ronald McDonald Charity Swirl 

Verb; Ejaculating on a group of people while dressed as a clown

“I gave all 4 of those girls the ol’ Ronald McDonald Charity Swirl”

Ronald McDonald Charity Swirl by tommyboy1917 March 31, 2022

ronald mcdonald 

The look you achieve after performing oral sex on a woman while on her period.

ronald mcdonald by Ffej August 3, 2003

Ronald McDonald 

Commonly mistaken with the Hamburgler yet way more epic, the Ronald McDonald is when one recieves a blowjob from a girl without hooking up with her anytime before this encounter or even at all that night. A Ronald McDonald is often used when the girl is much too fugly to ever touch back.

Though Melissa resembled that of Rocky Dennis, Dan still received a Ronald McDonald knowing that he would not have to touch her and no one would find out.

Ronald McDonald by Rahdagh August 9, 2009

Ronald McDonald Jizz

Your basic every day ketchup.

Oh, Oliver you totally got Ronald McDonald Jizz on your shirt, you fag stick.

Ronald McDonald Jizz by FunnyMexican June 6, 2010