Cheese Rolling

The act of developing software whereby everyone flings themselves collectively and dangerously down a hill at breakneck speed in pursuit of a common, unattainable goal with dubious value.

Dave: Yes, but if we create a single factory that returns an abstraction of those functions then we can replace their use with a simple, single call. It'll only take me a few weeks to implement and rewrite all the unit tests to use it.
Bob: Yeah that sounds amazing! Nice and clean.
Susan: We are cheese rolling here.

by stupidgeeks April 19, 2017

Rollies

Aussie slang for roll your own cigarettes

I prefer to smoke Rollies than tailor made cigarettes.You know how many chemicals are in tailor made's.Not that it matters.

by GS71 April 6, 2015

rolled up on

For a car to pull up on you in order to intimidate

Mone was rolled up on by a group of Prophets asking for Caesar

by Dum Boy March 30, 2019

rollios

What Beavis of MTV's Beavis & Butt-Head sometimes calls rolls of bungwipe (toliet paper) when he's in one of his Cornholio phases.

I am Cornholio!
I need rollios for my bunghole!!
You will give me...all your caca!!!

by Telephony May 18, 2013

Evony Rolled

When someone clicks on an Evony ad because they saw breasts but come across a pathetic ripoff of Sid Meier's Civilization.

Background Information: Evony launched a controversial web-advertising campaign that depicted a buxom, scantily clad woman showing major cleavage next to some text encouraging you to play.

I thought I was gonna see some softcore porno, but it was just a stupid game. I got Evony Rolled.

by TheInquisitor August 1, 2009

Rollin' Polish

When your driving and you roll the windows down in a car while having the heat turned up.

Gilbert and Mikey preferred to roll polish in the winter in Mikey's 82' Gremlin.

C-Ray thought that he would air the car out a little while getting road head by rollin' polish.

by Jrubadub July 25, 2010

rolling numbers

Verb: Slang for crafting a marijuana cigarette.

Whatever happened to all this season's losers of the year?
Ev'ry time I got to thinking, where'd they disappear?
When I woke up, Mom and Dad are rolling on the couch
Rolling numbers, rock and rolling, got my Kiss records out

by Heuvadoches_Naumova May 8, 2009