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Rocky Road

When having rough anal sex, the girl shits on the mans shlong. Then the man doesnt really care and keeps going. This usually results in infections and smelly cocks.
Mark: WOAH dude what smells!!!
Jeff: Oh sorry Karen gave me a rocky road last night
Mark: Dude did you even shower afterwards.
by bryanheiwood October 17, 2009
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Rocky-Road

Rocky-Road is a guy's fuck-chute when another dude fucks him in his butthole after pushing smooth river pebbles up the dude's rim-hole and ramming his cock up and pumping him senseless leaving thick, creamy globs of his Rocky-Road -gasm.
Wow! Matt fucked my asshole with river rocks inserted and had a Rocky-Road-gasm!
by USAF Cadet February 11, 2021
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rocky road surprise

This has to be timed perfectly. While getting road-head, drive down an upaved road. When you're about to get off hold an open palmed hand about 2 inches above the girls head and hit a pot hole. The combined shock of a mouthful of cum and an involuntary deepthroat should make her head jerk up, smacking herself in the back of the head on your hand and forcing her head back down.
After some convincing, Jessie went downtown for some roadhead. All that Rick could do was smile as he approached the backroads. Yes friends, it was time for a rocky road surprise.
by Life Met October 5, 2006
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Rocky Road

When a girl gives road head with lots of teeth.
Jennifer gave great Rocky Road.
by Chewsonthemove July 21, 2019
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Rocky Road

When you are giving anal and feel your penis speed bump over particles of shit in her bum.
"I was giving her the ole rocky road and when I rammed her and I could feel the nuggets in her bum."
by AtoxicSquid October 16, 2021
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Rocky Road

When you eat their ass after a mad chunky dump (almonds and chocolate swirl) and realize they had left toilet paper particles behind in the butthole after attempting to wipe said dump (marshmallow bits)
Man I was stoked eat some ass but it was a bad case of rocky road in there :(
by Meowkinzz February 23, 2022
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Rocky Roading

When you cum in someone's ass, and then proceed to put your nuts in them.
Dude Sarah just told me we should do rocky roading tonight.
by Gonezo September 25, 2022
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