by [GS]-Schwag June 07, 2004
City in NW Illinois. A former heavy manufacturing center, this gritty city is now known for high taxes, high crime, and high unemployment.
There's nothing to do in Rockford.
by beaman February 25, 2004
Craptastic city in northern Illinois. Only slightly less godawful than Freeport (only because of its size). Rockford is home to a million boarded up victorian mansions doomed to rot. It's home to a buttload of broke-ass niggas angrily wanderin' the streets. It's home to a gaggle of cantankerous crackas wearing sleaveless shirts that say "Git R Done." It's home to not one but two cruddy wal marts, each featuring an assortment of side-show freak customers that must be seen to be believed. You always get a bizarre show when you visit Rockford, but it's not necessarily a show you want to see.
Rockford. It's like Freeport but bigger, and with a bigger cracka population. Sucks mightily.
MAN 1: Git R Done!
MAN 2: Nigga what?
MAN 1: Git R Done!
MAN 2: Nigga what?
by Aitlan Favafa April 22, 2005
Slang; pertaining to Haemorrhoids.
Specifically rhyming slang, derived from Piles (noun) - a non-technical name for Haemorrhoids.
Shortened to 'Rockford's" from The Rockford Files (ryhm:Piles)
Derived from the title of the 70's show - The Rockford Files, starring James Garner as the trailer dwelling PI.
Evolved to 'Jimmy's', see Jimmy Garners
Specifically rhyming slang, derived from Piles (noun) - a non-technical name for Haemorrhoids.
Shortened to 'Rockford's" from The Rockford Files (ryhm:Piles)
Derived from the title of the 70's show - The Rockford Files, starring James Garner as the trailer dwelling PI.
Evolved to 'Jimmy's', see Jimmy Garners
Blimey, last nights chicken vindaloo has just passed thru my brown eye and really kicked off my Rockfords, someone pass me the OidGone
by Tubbo67 July 14, 2011
Second biggest city in Illinois. The most popular city in the Swadhay Family. The home city of the Rockford Council and Gangsta Nation of Rockford. Suburbs include Loves Park, Machesney Park, and Cherry Valley. Well known for backstabbing business men. It is now home to 3 Walmarts! Chicago ratings are going down, but thankfully Illinois has Rockford to make up for this loss. Also known as "Da Rock"
by Rockfordian December 11, 2006
Blue-collar town ninety minutes NW of Chicago that lost its global relevance ten years ago. Home to a mediocre liberal arts college and one aerospace engineering firm which will be in Connecticutt in five years. Everything closes at ten, and the "happening" section of town involves a truck stop and the Perkins restaurant. What a scream.
by yayaya December 01, 2003
City of homeless, unemployed rednecks in northern Illinois. Rockford is like a little hick town except it is quite big, with all the problems of a big city!
by bobby February 01, 2004