Rockford

A hellish freak show of epic proportions. Town of around 150,000 people all unemployed drunks. Taxes are high, but offset by the ridiculously low home prices. Victorian mansions can be bought for $20,000. A lot of nigs, hillbillies, and spics. Not much to do other than crime.
Russel: I just bought a victorian mansion for $20,000 but there's a crackhead squatter in here that shit all over the walls.

Fat Sweede: Thats Rockford for you
by buttfungus April 04, 2012
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