Rectal Rogaine

The act in which a woman stricken with uncontrollable diarrhea participates in 69 with a bald man. During this act the woman unleashes a torrent on to the mans head, leaving him with the illusion of a full luxurious head of hair. Comes in various shades of blonde and brunette.

Are you bald and tired of being referred to as Mr. Clean? Restore your confidence with a nice healthy dose of rectal rogaine, and no one will be calling you Mr. Clean anymore.

by Moe Beer January 2, 2009

Romcainey

In presidential politics: to pick a vice presidential candidate who hurts your campaign more than helps it and then then to subsequently sink your campaign completely by making an ill-advised or ridiculous statement in September before the election.

Named for John McCain and Mitt Romney who both achieved the feat.

John McCain vice presidential pick: Sarah Palin. September announcement to suspend his campaign to go back to Washington to work on the financial crisis.

Mitt Romney vice presidential pick: Paul Ryan. September criticism of U.S. embassy while it was then currently under attack and mistakenly accusing the current administration of pandering to terrorists.

Our vice presidential candidate is dragging us down. Let's carefully stay on message this September so we don't commit a Romcainey.

by onehandcrabbing September 13, 2012

rosaine

Rosaine is one in a trillion girl. She's smart, awesome, pretty and good at football.

Who ever dated rosaine must be the luckiest guy in the entire universe, like winning a mega jackpot lotto

Rosaine, how beautiful you are

by MAV9400 October 21, 2021

dirty rogaine

While your girl is milking your prostate, she hits you in the back of the head and when you turn around, she takes a handful of your ejaculation and rubs it on your forehead and then proceeds to rub it in with her tongue.

Did you see Jeff's hair, he must have had a dirty rogaine from Lisa last night, it looks so full and thick!

by Badassmuhhfugga August 18, 2017

Romaine

An awkward silence when someone is singing - you dont know whether to encourage or jeer.

"This is a serious Romaine happening now" Very rare in Italy, usually occur amongst pre - madonnas.

by Chris Pye March 1, 2005

Romaine

Calling everybody who doesn't fit in to your social standards a "nasty whore", giving your bestfriend's boyfriend a handjob, and having nasaly breaths.

My name is Romaine. I like to Romaine a lot.

by go_green301 April 18, 2008

Romaine

He is very peng young boy that every girl likes he is very annoying but try to be on purpose he is very funny and has a great humar the best laugh in the word he is a leader of many men he is also the best sooo make sure to never leave a romaine

Omggg romaine is sooo peng

by R2trappy December 19, 2020