Robinhood

A "for the people" investing app who's CEO is both a simp and a cuck who let's its hedge fund customers like citadel ram their cocks so far up his ass to use him like a puppet.

I was just trading GME and AMC on robinhood when they decided to manipulate the market by restricting my buys and only letting me sell. Thanks Vlad Tenev.

by Emkic January 29, 2021

Robinhood Syndrome

A situation where systemic injustice is addressed (taking from the rich or powerful, as in the Robin Hood story), but it comes at a human cost that still evokes sympathy.

Luigi Mangione shot the United Healthcare CEO - they're all a bunch of crooks that have hurt so many people, they had it coming - this is justice served, but at the same time I can't help but feel bad for him and his family; I think I have "Robinhood Syndrome"

by cozjfs December 12, 2024

Robinhood

A easy commission free investing app for stocks and cryptocurrencies.
Robinhood Markets, Inc, Robinhood Financial, LLC, Robinhood Crypto, LLC

I'm going to buy 15 shares of Amazon.com on my Robinhood.

by GlitchedPixels June 10, 2018

robinhood kid

The kids who took their stimulus checks & invested it instead of just spending it. They might not actually use the Robinhood investing app, but hey— they might!

These Robinhood kids are putting a bunch of money back into the stock market!

by Robinhoodkid December 7, 2020

Robinhood Trader

Someone who only owns penny stocks, but has no fucking clue how to day trade. Thinks making 2 dollars is a significant return after losing 2000. Keeps putting money from government stimulus checks in tho.

Oh my god, look what that Robinhood trader Parker Byers is doing. Fucking rookie.

by chanharm2 January 25, 2021