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Roadblack 

When black people either walk slowly or stand around in high-traffic areas in large groups, blocking others from reaching their destination. Walking through a roadblack could cause verbal or physical attacks. It is best to avoid such attacks by avoiding roadblacks all together.
Tom, slow down! Don't blow through that roadblack!

WHAT DA HELL?!?!? WHAT CHO PROBLEM?!?!? (punch, slap, biff)
Roadblack by fartgeyser November 7, 2007

Chinese roadblock 

Setting the speed of your vehicle on the highway to that of another vehicle in the next lane that is currently driving no faster than the speed limit to punish drivers behind you who have been tailgating you for miles. This generally only works on two-lane highways.
This jackass behind me has been riding my bumper for 10 minutes. Let's set up a Chinese roadblock and see if we can get him to have a coronary.
Chinese roadblock by A-Damage April 7, 2011

Chav Roadblock 

A large group of Chavs who stand directly across a road (Blocking the road off) to stop cars, it makes the road totally un-drivable, and is a real nonsense for road users.
The act is to block off traffic and/or block off the police, this act shows unity between the Chavs, and makes them feel very powerful.
Chav 1: Dude that Chav Roadblock pwnzed last night
Chav 2: Ye mate, that shit was wack.
Chav Roadblock by Tom Santos March 25, 2008

mutual roadblock 

When you and someone else are walking towards each other in an attempt to pass each other. You move to one side to pass them; they move to the same side to pass you. You move to the other side so you can escape the situation; they try to do the same thing. You are roadblocks of each other until one of you decides to stop and let the other walk by. Regardless of any ill will by either participant, the incident can be really, really annoying.
Me and Stan's mutual roadblock lasted for twelve seconds. Then we each thought the other was being an asshole. We worked it out, though.
mutual roadblock by Tez, a man April 4, 2010

utah roadblock

When you and your friends take up one whole side of the road with one car per lane going as far under the speed limit as you think you can get away with
We went out to do utah roadblocks today, we got honked at excessively.
utah roadblock by Carl395 August 20, 2007

Puerto Rican Roadblock 

A Puerto Rican Roadblock is when you are on a 4-lane highway, and you move beside another car and match it's speed. This is normally done to piss someone off who is trying to get around you.
Bob: There's a guy in a sports car is coming up really fast.

Rob: Pull up to that other truck and do a Puerto Rican Roadblock

Bob: Haha, yea. Lets keep him behind us until we hit our exit in 50 miles