Kentucky long rifle

The male begins anal intercourse to loosen the asshole. After that is accomplished, he then stands at the other side of the room while the female is still bent over. He cocks the nerf rifle with one bullet and shoots it into her asshole. (Anal sex with the female after the bullet has entered is optional but highly recommended)

She wanted to spice up the relationship so I surprised her with my Kentucky long rifle.

by JakeGebhartUK69 November 13, 2016

Ripple Nipple

When you pull a girls nipple and it causes her whole tit to wave, like a ripple effect.

Scott hooked up with that girl with the big titties, bitch had some ripple nipples.

by Papa G-ross January 10, 2009

Cleaning the Rifle

To masturbate.

George: What took you so long?
Willy: I was just cleaning the rifle.

by Snowy Halo December 30, 2014

pump action yoghurt rifle

male genitalia

I filled her to the brim with my pump action yoghurt rifle.

by grem November 3, 2003

Ripley's Law

The longer an event of negative impact occurs, the higher the probability of somebody suggesting we nuke it to try and solve it.

Guy 1: Maybe we should nuke the oil leak in the Gulf of Mexico.
Guy 2: Dammit, I just got Ripley's Law'd!

by Identity4 June 3, 2010

riding rifle

Earning the right to ride in the trunk of someone's car. This is also the direct opposite of "riding bitch," where you are sitting center-backseat, sandwiched by your friends (aka: riding gay, riding whore) and also "riding shotgun," where you are sitting front passenger and live the good life. It is "trunk"'s responsibility for maintaining his own safety and accepting the fact that he may get hurt, while receiving additional personal space in situations where a small compact or sedan may have six or more total occupants. Complaining is assumed but is to be ignored by the driver in lieu of the verbal pact of the call.

Variations to "calling trunk" can include...well nothing, because normally it isn't an option and no one really fights for such a privilege as few have actually tried it to understand the advantages. Seniority rarely means anything when calling rifle.

Liza was riding rifle to chicken and rice because she didn't want to sit on Martin or Mike's lap as the 5th in the backseats..

by Romaster (R.K.) February 14, 2010

black rifle disease

The disease commonly developed after purchasing or building an ar15. Once you have one, you hafta have another. Common side effects are empty bank accounts, loss of jobs, and divorce

Jim's wife kicked him out and filed for divorce after he bought his 3rd black rifle after suffering from black rifle disease

by AR builder November 4, 2013