Well, let me tell you a story about this girl named Carrie
When the question was asked, she became a little wary
Alarmed that she may be inhibited, it became my duty
To inform of the intense pleasure found in everyone’s booty
I said Ohhh girl, you don’t have to be shy
Use your left index finger gently and you won’t hear any cries
But before you do so, you may want to make sure everything is just right
Cause that little ole balloon knot can get a little tight
So when you think things are getting umm a bit boring
Take your tongue girl and let’s go back door exploring
Now it’s not like a button, for which some can be hard to find
All you have to do is lift those legs up and expose that cheeky behind
Oh and I almost forgot to mention make sure things are clean and neat
Tell them to jump in the shower and do a little finger sweep
So see Carrie, all your worries are now left behind
Let’s go crazy and give a rim job a try!!
When the question was asked, she became a little wary
Alarmed that she may be inhibited, it became my duty
To inform of the intense pleasure found in everyone’s booty
I said Ohhh girl, you don’t have to be shy
Use your left index finger gently and you won’t hear any cries
But before you do so, you may want to make sure everything is just right
Cause that little ole balloon knot can get a little tight
So when you think things are getting umm a bit boring
Take your tongue girl and let’s go back door exploring
Now it’s not like a button, for which some can be hard to find
All you have to do is lift those legs up and expose that cheeky behind
Oh and I almost forgot to mention make sure things are clean and neat
Tell them to jump in the shower and do a little finger sweep
So see Carrie, all your worries are now left behind
Let’s go crazy and give a rim job a try!!
by Morna Is Your Master December 22, 2003
Get the Rim Jobmug. by Sexy Lexy 123 April 27, 2006
Get the Rim Jobmug. a tongue in the ass, usually homosexual, and usually the most intimate of contact. Not limited to hiney-huffers.
In this evolving world, Sy the straight guy is afraid of his own ass, doesn't know how to wash that ass correctly, and therefore will remain oblivious to the infinite pleasure of a Rim Job.
by DippityDooDahDay October 6, 2005
Get the Rim Jobmug. Tom: Gee! I thoroughly enjoyed that, Sue. Would it be alright if you gave me a rim job now?
Sue: Sure thing!
Sue: Sure thing!
by vivalastoner July 16, 2008
Get the Rim Jobmug. by jake darby April 2, 2007
Get the Rim Jobmug. by Dr.Bobbob February 26, 2011
Get the Rim Jobmug. by moggie and jd November 13, 2002
Get the rim jobmug.