Rift

Slang term for 'internet pedophile'. Claims to be gay, but will admit to loving 50s porn stars, befriends young girls, and convinces them to send pictures. Rifts always live in Texas. They are often good artists, though if you see any sort of man doing good arts you should run away quickly and tell the world. They often lament at their "boyfriend" (Invariably called Kevin) living in PA, which is oh-so far away.

Found on such websites as deviantART.com and Furry-Paws.com

Fe: Ew did you see that pedo with his arts and shit hitting on that little girl?

Kaide: Yes eww he's such a Rift!

by Kaide May 26, 2007

rifting

taking dro hits from a bong

yea, me and my bro were rifting last night....

by jroballin May 05, 2007

rift

A slang term describing someones excitement to sexual intensity.

Guy 1: So dude how was it last night?
Guy 2: I didnt get her to go all the way, but I got her to rift, so I'm hopping to get some next time!
Guy 1: Sweet!

by SmexyKitty November 02, 2010

rifting

A style of racing which involves sliding or driving on two of four wheels. (tipped to one side)

Johnny was rifting so tight last night on Main he almost flipped!

by Re Demon August 01, 2006

cockulus rift

Virtual reality machine for the male genitalia.

I love my cockulus rift!

by Yhbdjj June 05, 2017

dimensional rift

A crack, split, or break between dimensions.

There was a dimensional rift in between our world and theirs.

by jambalaya February 02, 2016

Catalick Rift...

A mostly Northern Nevada themed feline romp of pouring a can of tuna fish juice down the crack of your anus & allowing one or more cats to proceed in licking the human butthole...

Yo Grease, we gonna be taking out your Catalick Rift... for a ride today ? My hole is dirty , dry & needin some attention...

by Tommyg4130 February 24, 2020