Cambodian Rice Cake

The act of ejaculating into your hand and then, with the soiled hand, slapping your partner across the face.

Mike: If she's cheating on you why don't you dump her?
Doug: Oh don't you worry, I will. But not before I give her a Cambodian Rice Cake!
Mike: What?

by Maddox Jolie-Pitt January 8, 2009

rice cake

A really handsome, asian guy. Code word for when you are around a rice cake without them knowing. Phrase to use when passing "i feel like eating rice cakes."

"Hey, you feel like eating rice cakes? "
"Uh, no I'm not that hungry." (They don't agree he's a rice cake.)

by ricecakelover3 October 16, 2014

Colon-Cannon Rice Cake

When a woman shits on a man's nutsack.

"Barbara and I shared a colon-cannon rice cake last night. It was magical."
"Neat-o man!"

by Tom26 November 12, 2013

rice cake girl

A straight basic white girl with a boring ass life. Who wants to have a gay bestie but freaks out ever time a girl who likes girls come near her.

“You see Kelly over there she’s such a rice cake girl”

by Human 1 July 10, 2021

Ricey ricey rice no one like rice cake

Dry as hell man

Dude: dryer than the depths of hell
Rando: you are not wrong

Rando Asian: Ricey ricey rice no one like rice cake

by TinPott December 14, 2021

Rice Cake

Something to call your Asian friends when they're being annoying

Chow Ming: No I will not help you with your homework. Very disappointing.
Response: Don't be a jerk, Rice Cake

by merp.jpg October 2, 2020

Rice cake

1: Stuff Asians eat.

2: When cum splatters a vagina, making it have a "rice-like" appearance.

Damn, last nice I had a huge load. Made myself a Rice cake.

by WinkyWonk;> February 16, 2017