rhinoceros-like

A fancy way of saying that you're randy.

I was feeling rhinoceros-like yesterday when I saw my old Spanish teacher.

by Adel7 December 28, 2007

Stabbing rhinocerous

When a girl with a giant nose is giving you head and her nose keeps stabbing you in the stomach.

Tom: "Dude why is your crotch so bruised?"
Robert: "Its because Betty gave me head last night and it felt like I was being stabbed."
Tom: "Damn that's gotta hurt, I'm pretty sure that's called a Stabbing Rhinocerous."
Robert: "I can see why."

by Bo Jangles The Eleventh May 7, 2016

pink rhinoceros

Balls.

If you were to zoom in on a pink rhinoceros, the loose skin, color, and hairiness would look exactly like a ballsack.

What's that? Is that your balls dude?
No. It's a pink rhinoceros.

by Seeliff September 14, 2013

Snot Rhinocerous

When you have a cold and you blow your nose in someone's asshole while pinching the head of their penis.

"Hey honey, I'm feeling a bit under the weather, and we're out of tissues. Do you mind if I give you a Snot Rhinocerous?"

"But I don't have a penis."

"Strap on this dildo."

by Snot Rhino November 13, 2009

Hairy Rhinoceros

A variation on eating out a girl that involves the person performing oral inserting their nose into the vagina as they lick.

That hairy rhinoceros last night was amazing.

by theskittlekraken September 24, 2014

Rhinoceros

The Rhinoceros is just a form of forever horny Hippopotamus.

“That rhinoceros just charged at us while hard!” -sexually assaulted anonymous

by DalenPotato May 31, 2020

happy rhinoceros

When in the '69' position under a woman, simply slide your nose into her vagina and start humming 'The Lion Sleeps Tonight" on her clit.

Holy fuck, I gave my broad a happy rhinoceros and almost lost my left nostril!

by man chego June 3, 2009