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Return to Sender 

It's a variation of a blumpkin. Instead of a chick blowing you, she shits on your balls. Then, when you fuck her, your shitty balls slap o n her ass and put it back.
This bitch was riding me on the shitter and she shit on my balls, so later I pounded her missionary and hit her ass with a return to sender.
Return to Sender by deathfordough February 17, 2020

Return to sender 

When a man cums In a woman’s mouth then she kisses him, and he swallows.
That girl Karla gave me a return to sender last night and I think I kind of liked it.
Return to sender by Happystream August 14, 2020

Return to sender 

When you get a facial and spit it back into his mouth.
I got a facial, but he had some funky spunk. So I return to sender

Return To Sender 

When you inject semen into your balls through a heroin needle
Hold on baby, I'm about to Return To Sender

Return To Sender 

Sex Move:

Have a male Ejaculate in your mouth, act like your going for a kiss then squirt the sperm back into his mouth
"Hey guess what I did to Jimmy last night"
"Oh what?"
"I gave him the old Return to Sender"
"Gross"

Return-to-sender 

After ejaculating into another person (creampie), the sender the proceeds to perform oral, thus taking back the dropped package.
He couldn't last, but he totally owned that return-to-sender to make up for it!
Return-to-sender by ninjawise December 13, 2019