retirement balls

When someone working for the government or the military retires from their job and only afterward comes clean about all of the corruption and mistakes that the government makes.

"Dude, legalization is just around the corner I'm telling you! The former police chief of Seattle gave an interview and even he said that the war on drugs, especially marijuana prohibition, has been destructive, expensive, and a complete failure."
"He's got major retirement balls man. Why didn't he just say that like 5 years ago?"

by Tijani January 25, 2009

Teixeira Regime

Maximiliano Tiexeira the ruler of the Teixeira Regime and founded in 2023 ruling over earth entirely through right of conquest. First by destroying the US with superior Uruguayan military might and technology then doing the same with every other inferior country and then enslaving every left over survivor under their Uruguayan masters

The Teixeira Regime was the best thing to ever happen to humanity

by s1kk1m February 23, 2023

relimerence

The feeling of strong, (unhealthy) unrequited love. People in a state of Relimerence will tend to do extreme mental gymnastics to believe that the other person is in love with them. If you know someone in Relimerence, support them emotionally but make sure to keep letting them know that their "love" does not feel the same about them, ideally this would result in them leaving Relimerence.

"Don't spend your money on a broken jar of honey
Man, it's sweet, but it sure won't last you long
And you'll be complacent when you find a love that's patient
Don't you weep when the night finds you alone

But God, she kills me sure
That sweet relimerence"

by GrungusBungus April 7, 2022

Riverside Regiment

Riverside High School's marching band, in Painesville, Ohio. Often simply referred to as "the Regiment", it's usually the biggest band in Lake county (typically around 200 members, but sometimes as low as 170), and is widely regarded as the greatest/best sounding in the area (northeast Ohio). People tend to attend the games for the band rather than the football team, because the football team usually sucks. Usually.

Person A: Dude, we lost again this week

Person B: who cares, the Riverside Regiment kicked ass at halftime!

by James Larson September 13, 2011

retireation

Retireation is the process of retiring and being on full time vacation.

I’m in retireation since my company gave me the golden handshake!

I’m in retireation mode since my company gave me the golden handshake!

Life is better under the Sun when you are in retireation.

by PKMoore June 17, 2019

Rytime

Rytime. A superior way to say Eastern Standard Time.

I shall come over at 10:30 Rytime.

by N1cknmd May 25, 2023

Buky Regime

Crappy clan on xbox live, originated as part of KSI (but was later thrown out for lack of skill), created by one person pretending to be several people.

I thought I was a noob until I played BUKY REGIME.

by Sir. McNubbs April 23, 2008