Mr. Retardo

A legendary hero that makes fun of fat women that eat at McDonald's constanly

A Mr. Retardo was seen throwing eggs at fat women as they came out of McDonald's.

by Fartface McKenzie September 30, 2006

Retardophile

Someone who is sexually more attracted to retards than to people with normal mentalities.

Only a retardophile like Tina could get all hot and horny watching movies like Rain Man and I am Sam.

by Raphael Pimentero December 21, 2004

ricardo retardo

When you get very intense war flashbacks from something. Some flashbacks may be of thumb man, or Noah. The scariest of all flashbacks is Ricardo. The reason for this is because only retards see him, hence the name retardo ricardo. Another scary part is that he makes anyone gay with his sexy pecs and biceps. And lets not forget his charm.

You know noah?
Ya, thumb man?
Bro, you just gave me ricardo retardo flashbacks

by eRecTiLE rEPtilE 69 May 13, 2019

retardo

A person that is Mexican and also Retarded.

"That man at tacobell forgot the cheese. What a retardo."

by Josh Pimpington December 15, 2007

Retardosaurus Rex

Weight: over 200 lbs (90 kg)

Hight: 6"0' (1,80m) or taller

Its face looks like its ass

Lives in urban Copenhagen, sometimes spotted in Sweden,
Germany and Calgary. In other words, they are spreading across the globe...

Mates with sheep and dogs

Eats anything

Loves to "find" bikes

Mating ritual involves getting drunk and screaming profanities

The sex appeal of the male Retardosaurus is very low, hence it seldomly finds a spouse and is therefor a endangered species

If spotted DO NOT APPROACH IF YOU WEAR SHORT SKIRTS, carries a variety of diseases

Jonny: "Oh maaaan that girl I hooked up with yesterday was so hot!"
Oliver: "Dude, she looked like a sheep!"
Jonny:"Ye so she's hot!"
Miguel:"You could just as well tried a dog man..."
Jonny:"I do love dogs..."
Oliver:"Why does your face look like your ass anyways?"
Jonny:"I can't help that, don't make fun of me :-("
Oliver & Miguel:"Stupid Retardosaurus Rex..."

by Bigger & Fanker March 7, 2009

Retardo Kneecaprio

When a movie is so lame and filled with no-talent celebrities that you'd rather be knee-capped before seeing it again.

"So how was that movie?". "Man, it was so Retardo Kneecaprio, it might as well have starred the Olson Twins.

by Smartycat September 5, 2011

retardoglyphics

The handwriting of a retard

Wow! Pat sure has some shitty handwriting, it looks like retardoglyphics!

by Deerslayer1969 December 16, 2013