retarditis

a condition where one displays a complete and utter lack of social skills. a person affected with retarditis may have an IQ slightly higher than his or her own age.

Zeb's test results just came back from the doctor and the results are positive. He has retarditis. The doctors say he only has 6 months 'til he's a full blown retard.

by C Had May 9, 2006

Retardis

a person who is stupid, obtuse, or ineffective throughout all time and relative dimension in space.

He thinks Dr. Who is a real Doctor? What a retardis!

by mina.kaiser November 26, 2011

Homo Sapiens Retardus

An offspring of the MySpace generation.

The Homo Sapiens Retardus is, in short, a mentally challenged (self-centered) and/or physically challenged (collar popping) individual. They are usually frowned upon by other members of the Homo genus.

Michael cannot get a passport because he is listed as a 'Homo Sapiens Retardus' in the citizen-register.

by Yonasu October 11, 2008

retardicus maximus

The largest retard in the world ever. ryan sucks

Hi Retardicus Maximus
Hey, look over there, its Retardicus Maximus

by FuckStain101 May 13, 2018

Retardium

The material of stupid, it is highly toxic and exposure should be minimal.

I listened to the Republic Debate last night and i got a Retardium overdose.

by Rallehop March 21, 2016

retardedest

the most retarded, the highest level of retardness

That blexican is the most retardedest person i've ever met.

by disrespecting foo December 5, 2002

retardidiculous

Something both retarded, and ridiculous.

Man, that's retarted, and ridiculous... it's... retardidiculous!

by Stykz September 23, 2006