retard

People who think they have to take their pets with them everywhere they go.
That retard left their dog in the hot car with the windows rolled up at Walmart again.
by Spanky420247 May 01, 2014
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retardness

larry's retardness is rediculous this is the third time this week he locked himself in the bathroom.
by garrett10121 August 28, 2008
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Retard

by Amped273 November 19, 2018
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Retarded

Synonym for delayed, generally used when referring to ignition times of car engines.

Also the #1 trigger word in social media for some reason, even though worse and more unambiguously derogatory words exist, such as nigger, and most people use it to just colloquially describe something bullshit, you know, WITHOUT making fun of the mentally disabled.
Facebook user 1: Have you heard about the mayor's decision to raise taxes for low-income families?
Facebook user 2: Yeah, ruining chances of those who hardly had any to start with? That's just retarded.
Autistic person:
Random Canadian girl: TRIGGERED
by Someone32143214 November 04, 2019
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retard

The second most abused word in the English language, next to gay.
Bob: I got a 72% on my math test.

John: RETARD! I got a 75%.
by Little Johnny's Big Brother March 09, 2010
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retardism

a name of a child you hate, or a religion for stupid people such as myself
¨oh them? they are just my retardism.¨

¨I believe the religion of retardism.¨
by Ca2en September 15, 2017
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Retard

A person who acts like the absolute dumbest fuck on the face of the planet
Person 1: Shit, bro! I just dropped my phone in the toilet!!

Person 2: You fucking retard! That’s the third time today!
by xxxParixxx March 31, 2019
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