Skip to main content

Thirst Responder

A man who will reliably and appropriately respond to a tastefully thirsty snapchat and/or text when a lady is in the mood for positive attention.
She was feelin' herself, so she snapped a thirst responder for some male validation.
by merbb September 9, 2020
mugGet the Thirst Responder mug.

First Responder

A first responder is an induvidual who has completed a USDOT approved 40-hour course. Similar in training to an Emergency Medical Technician-Basic (EMT-B), first responders are capable of providing basic emergency medical care such as cardio-pulmonary resuscitation (CPR), automatic defibrillation, bleeding control, splinting, and assisting with childbirth.

The people who most commonly become first responders are firefighters, law enforcement officers, lifeguards, camp counselors, school staff, industrial workers, and any other person who may be the first to come in contact with a medical emergency.
While employed at the automtive plant, Mike witnessed a machinery accident, in which a co-woker became seriously injured. With his first responder training, Mike was able to stop the bleeding until the paramedics arrived.

With her first responder training, Brooke saved a drowning victim at the local pool.
by DeSoto September 7, 2009
mugGet the First Responder mug.

last responder

An obstetrician, midwife, doula, neonatal nurse or pediatrician -- specifically, during the period beginning in January 2021, nine months after the COVID-19 lockdown began, and lasting the same length of time as the lockdown did (so called because of the baby boomlet surely resulting from all those fertile individuals who found themselves at home together for weeks on ends with time on their hands, if you get my meaning).
OMG, I can't believe the epic last responder shifts my obstetrician wife is pulling so far in 2021 -- all those @#$%! millennials couldn't just binge-watch and keep their hands to themselves for a couple of months?
by FitofPeak March 23, 2020
mugGet the last responder mug.

Responder

Referido a cuando hay que mencionar por was a Diego para que te invite a un tercio
Responder, Gay porn, Illumilaty, M Rajoy, La coja.
by Maxgbz June 10, 2018
mugGet the Responder mug.

Non-Responder

A non-responder is an individual that you attempt to contact but he does not respond.
I tried to contact them but they don't respond. Therefore he's a Non-Responder.
by Bailmaninmo December 14, 2018
mugGet the Non-Responder mug.

Thirst Responder

Somebody who drives a firetruck full of beer and/or soda to quench the thirst of partygoers and neighborhood rockstars.
The thirst responders rolled up in Ladder 419, started serving ice cold drinks and the party got started.
by Tapped419 June 22, 2023
mugGet the Thirst Responder mug.

First Responder Moment

A First Responder Moment is when a first responder addresses a traumatic situation humorously by saying something even more messed up, only to realize it was just their real mental state slipping through that they've been trying to ignore.
Officer 1: Hey man, that body is still somebody's son, wouldn't you feel bad if somebody said that about your family?
Officer 2: Eh, well, womp womp, I don't really feel much of anything anymore.... Oh shit, I just had a First Responder Moment
by Drella_Fella September 6, 2025
mugGet the First Responder Moment mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email