i require nutrients

I require nutrients is a hilarious image on the internet depicting a black woman with semen all over her entire head, with a monstrous look on her face. The reason that this is such a funny image is because of the caption reading "i require nutrients," which compliments the savage look on her face.

FriendA- Dude, did you see I require nutrients?
FriendB- Yah, it produced many lulz.

by Cheeowr September 2, 2009

system requirements

In computers, the minimum hardware and software required to run given program or use a piece of hardware.

To run program X you need at lease a 1.4GHZ processor, 128Megabytes of ram, 600Megabytes of hard drive space, a 4x CDROM Drive, a 32Megabyte videocard, DirectX 7.0 and Windows 2000 or XP

by Iron Bull January 28, 2004

system requirements

That thing you do not meet when calling a technical support hotline.

-Sorry sir, but you do not meet the system requirements and therefore do not qualify for support.
-Thanks for nothing asshole

by James Legroove February 6, 2004

System Requirements

The requirements you need (RAM, hard drive space) to run a certain program. In most cases, they are not met.

System Requirements: Ten Squillion Megabytes of RAM.

by Rohan February 1, 2004

system requirements

1. System specs required to run a program or install a piece of hardware on your computer.
2. Way to make you buy new computers.

System requirements.... 500$ and a trip to Staples/Business Depot...

by Tim February 8, 2004

no investigation required

the act of telling someone to chill out with the questions

Me: Yo i met this mad nice girl yesterday

Person: What's her name? What school does she go to? Where does she live?

Me: Yo chill no investigation required

by jdsos March 16, 2009

room of requirement

Duh! The restroom, what else?

Z: Where you off to?
A: The room of requirement
Z: For what?
A: Duh!

by Pseudonym, obviously October 10, 2008